Thursday, January 31, 2008

Billy Bush you fiesty lil scamp


so Heath Ledger has been dead for less than two weeks and already the take down is happening. you know how it goes. you die and they enter you into Sainthood for a few days,maybe a week. then all the vulchers start to swoop in with the 'insider info' and 'his last moments!" before the final stage of villifying the deceased for a 'sordid drug past'. It's 2008 find me someone famous or not, that doesn't have a sordid drug past (me included). anyway i'm getting off track.

all damn week there has been rumours about a video showing Heath doing drugs at the Chateau Marmont in 2006 after the SAG awards (he lost). well Entertainment tonight and the Insider were going to show it tonight but caved due to public outcry...but not before they aired a very long teaser showing the money shot pretty much. what was the point to this post? oh ya.

billy fuckin bush (who i'm not a big fan of) ripped into Mary Hart via his blog for even showing that much in the first place. I agree with billy (waiting for lightening to strike). this video was 2 years ago and does NOT indicate that at the time of his death he was a habitual user. please it was after a major awards ceremony where he lost for Brokeback effin Mountain, that's like shooting a video of me smoking a joint after the fuckin Prom and not getting a diploma.

anyway Billy- you're good people, consider changing that last name and you should be fine.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

the writers strike is making me feel dirty



it really is.
its been god knows how many restless nights since i've been able to proudly watch Heroes or Life , Entourage or Big Love and waltz in smugly on monday morning "oh you don't get that channel, you don't watch that show?" to the basic cable dwellers.
no instead i'm watching the lamest shit ever. American damn Idol..anything MTV throws at me, Extreme fuckin makeover and gasp! Paradise Hotel RERUNS! Reality shows I've seen already!!..and heaven help me Jon & Kate plus 8.
that is not cool or fun to talk about, it's boring-it's what my mother phones me about on commercial 3x a week to give me a run through even though i've told her 6 weeks in a row that i do not watch that crap.
ya well it's the 7th week and i'm hitting speed dial before the credits roll.
the shame.

Nana the grouch


you ever work with someone who makes your life a living hell?
well i do and she's old.
i think there comes a certain time in every old bag's life where she just needs to chill with some werther's originals, snuggle up to a cozy fire, watch Dancing with the Stars and just fuck off already. we all know you're old and bitter. the world is changing and you feel threatened by it but guess what? life happens and you're either on board for the ride or getting splashed with a puddle on the side of the road.

old bag at work....life's coming for ya.
wear a slicker.