St. Francis my ass...

so a certain douchbag got let out of prison a week or so ago just in time for Easter kiddies. do you think this pervert of justice actually spent it with the family hiding easter eggs and making ham? nah.

he was too busy on the GGW bus trying to find his next big thing in case the Spitzer hooker really was 17 when he shot 7 hours of footage over the course of a WEEK.

yes you read correct, that silly whore got 'kicked out ' of her hotel room in Miami and instead of crashing at a freinds, calling Daddy or borrowing cash to get another room our dear lil slut hopped aboard the Girls Gone We-tarded bus with the king of all we tards, Joe.

well whatcha gonna do? it does say Ass, Grass, or Cash no one exploited for free right on the bumper.

was it all a clever ruse?

the whore who was doing the gov of NY? ya turns out this wasn't her beginner job. guess how the young and lovely spent her 18th birthday? out drinking at a houseparty? using a fake id to get into a big city bar? blowing her high school boyfriend? not even close.

nope! she spent her 18th birthday on the back of the Girls Gone Wild bus. that's right she spent over 2hours doing whatever nasty girls do. fast forward a few years and here she is today hooking up with joe francis fresh out of Gov. paid anal rapings ie. prison to appear in his magazine, fully clothed mind you. well no shit why show the used up whore look when you still have the fresh nubile whore in training queued up to go in an instant.

was this the plan all along to motivate her to talk? dvds make a lotttta money.
makes you wonder.

*i refuse to post a pic and give her more net space. oh and rosie thinks you're disgrace.

tom, you're so gay dude

ya i know that's Ponch. or erik estada for those born after 1975. i just watched one of the best batshit crazy videos of Tom thumb..sorry Cruise. it was filmed on his birthday a year ago or so. it takes place on a wait for.....cruise! ya not gay at ALL.

anyhow lil Tom's right hand (and sometimes left if the right is getting numb) man David Misc. decided to throw his BFF a big shindig on a boat for all his friends to have a gay old time. can i tell you how fuckin glad i am someone had the foresight to film this shit???!!! first Tom comes in to the theme to Top Gun and takes his seat, throwing that maniacal head back to laugh and knee slap his way into a coma while the song plays. and then come the best part, tom dances tom SINGS! if tom had a parasol and a pair of white gloves he'd be in heaven. tom actually steels the mic from the women hired to sing Old time rock n roll to Tommy boy but tom totally upstages the talent at his own fucking surprise party. he does it by doing the FUCKIN SPLITS ala Risky Buisiness. TWICE.

damn that shit does not get any better.

http://defamer.com/368221/tom-cruises-scientology-birthday-bash-the-unauthorized-remix

i dare ya....Happy Friday!

hookers need love to..

no they don't. they need a way out and a good stun gun to 'get out'. sorry i don't feel to sorry for the lil ho' that got busted over the weekend doing a Gov. bareback. i feel sorry for the tricks on the corner but not for this slut who knowingly had sex in her anoos (ala Borat) unprotected,possibly sending her skank diseases home to the wife. oh don't get me wrong, the Gov is in some deep shit (pun intended!) at work and at home but sorry i just want to take a large hammer to her obviously small brain. this girl was not your regular call girl. she was an 'aspiring singer' who couldn't pay rent on her $2500/month pad in NYC. hey ho- here's a clue MOVE. um last time i had a hard time paying my rent my first though was to call Mom n Dad or move my ass to a more affordable area...and then did so.

what goes througha young women's mind that justifies fucking an old dude with 2 daughters close to my age? is it really that nice of an apartment? do you need new clothes that bad?

is a student loan that hard to get in the states???

and to the wife- get your money from Daddy Barebacks and get the eff out. She wasn't the first nor will she be the last. oh and get an STD test. STAT.

daddy needs to get paid

so Brit's Daddy went to court to extend the conservatorship and while he was in the hizzy decided to ask for a little pay cheque. $2500 per week. cue the chickens squawking "oh he only wants her money" "oh her family sees her as a mealticket"

uh, no. the man has a full time job and right now it's talking his daughter away from the ledge. i'm sure he has a home, a car and bills to pay, so why shouldn't he at least get his expenses paid? if anyone else was doing the job they'd get it too. christ the man has a restaurant to run and happens to be the head chef there, those things don't run on helium.

i normally wouldn't post about Britney, especially now that we know it's a mental condition but this kind of crap just makes me pissed. people really do feed on the negative and now that there is no real drama to report they have to pick away at what lil info there is and today it's Daddy Spears is an asshat day.

give the man a break, he's trying to put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

in a perfect world we'd all look like this...

scratch that- in a perfect world we'd all be married to David Beckham!
so another newsworthy article made the rounds this week. Posh shops at target. gasp! well no shit she shops at target, they don't exactly sell tampons and baby wipes at Gucci. but if they did you know fuckin well this bitch would have em! you know what i like best about all the bs written on this? some idiot had the nerve to say she showed up in jeans , a tee and no makeup! umm...i'm no scientist but i don't believe that is a 'natural look' for Posh. sure we get to see her in her Gap best but come on swap out the outfit for a Chanel dress and Laboutins and she's ready to enjoy some champs and well that's all really. did you think i was going to say canapes? anyone else sure, but this is Posh and Posh does not consume anything over 0.0000001 calories. dust and tic tac eater as i call them. any way my point is that this is as dressed down as we are ever going to see Victoria until say 2055 when she is going to look mayjay in her Granma jeans, depends and Cruz Beckham for Sears sweater sets.
oh you know he's gonna be a gay.

you don't have to be American to be un American...

so Marion Cotillard. love her, hate her, don't know who the feck she is. you will in about 24hours because she did the unthinkable, career suicide you might say. she talked about 9/11. yes that is right. she dared to have an an opinion that didn't match the majority about what really happend on 9/11. it is my belief that the whole planes in the building kaboom was a clever ruse myself. not quite like what she is suggesting ( that the insurance companies put pressure on the TT for not updating their safety specs on the building to bring it up to code and decided it was cheaper to level the fcukers with 2000+ people in it) but i'm sure most was taken out of context because that is what the press does to anyone without their feet firmly planted on US Terra firma.

just one more reason to hate the french!

if there are not with us they are against us!

get your pitchforks this crazy french bitch dared to challenge what the 'media' force feeds you!

anyway..poor bitch just won an Oscar and was the belle of the ball,we all loved her. now less than two weeks later it's a tear down. oh did i mention that article was over a year ago that she made the comments? funny how all four main catergories at the Oscars were won by foreigners. we'll have to see what happens if Javier Bardem kicks a puppy or something for this to be a conspiracy. maybe Daniel Day Lewis made some off colour comments about jews 15 years ago the media can dig into.

i personally believe if you have read what i have read about the collapse of those buildings and how it was virtually impossible for what happened to happen then you too should question it too- un American or not. anything less is apathetic and naive.

*knock knock*

"Homeland security? but this is Canada...wait what are you doing. put that down, you can't do that! Hey..wait I haven't saved my-----------------"