take the poll!

Take the poll about tell all books, what dirty secrets would you read? all?

me too.

johnny depp for no reason

just cuz.

(thank you bauergriffin by way of TMZ.com)

lol

hot, hot, not Dominic Purcell edition

that last one is Chippendale dancer meets romance cover model. i'm not gonna lie the man is hot but he kinda pings my gaydar,maybe it's the shaved head.

gay,straight or fashion forward?

I'm bored..bear with me

there is no news other than Shia LaDouche smashed up his douchemobile all drunk in shit.

woohoo.

Open letter to the genius behind Pemberton Festival

wtf dude? please tell me who's bright idea it was to have the first HUGE music fest of this kind halfway up a fucking mountain??? For those not in the area it is a 3 day event with Jay Z, Coldplay, NERD, Sam Roberts and tons of others. Sounds awesome huh? Ya i'm not going. Pemberton if you don't know, has a population of 2000 and is located just oustide of Whistler and there is only two roads to get there and one of them is like a fricken back road that comes DOWN from the mountains. The other is the Sea-Sky Hwy, otherwise known as the Ski and Die due to the numerous accidents on it per year. So hey let's get 50 000 people up there in one day!

At last count it was taking upwards of 6 hours to get up there. It is a 2 hour drive normally from Vancouver. And once you get up there since it is not really that developed (being halfway up a fuckin mountain again) you have to line up to park...for 4 hours. No no not to park for 4 hours..it takes 4 hours to FIND parking. Oh and if you don't have your wristbands yet? Another 3-4 hours to stand in line at the Hyatt for those. So 14 hours and you haven't even entered the festival. fuccccccccccck you 'organizers' why in god's name would you have a festival of that size in such a stupid place? Well anyone in the GVRD knows the answer...because of the Olympics. Yup we need more publicity for the 2010 winter Olympics so we've decided to hold a SUMMER festival to showcase the best SKI resort in North America. totally makes sense.

And it's not just Vancouver coming to the PemFest it's half the damn province and surrounding states from the US. Why the fuck didn't they put their thinking caps on and have it out in the Valley where at least 3 roads lead to it and are surrounded by nothing but fields for parking,camping and fornicating. Instead let's jam 50 000 into a small town with 2 hotels and not much camping but shit loads of booze.

I'd love to have gone but not to fight all this bullshit. Thumbs down.

take the poll! RESULTS

wow...i guess leaving your baby momma WHILE pregnant is a lot worse than say...

leaving your wife, 3 kids and a newborn...for Sluty Sienna.

way to go Billy Crudup, you are the biggest cad voted by a record 10/22 votes!

ok Billy now your prize...

"stop wiggling damnit. take it like a man. it's only a 3 inch heel you pussy! ok hold still! 1...2...3. OOFF!"

"Hey man you're the one that left the poor bitch, you get what you deserve. You're lucky I only said 1 kick in the nuts. If Balthazar won I was going one for every kid he left behind."

Who edits Facebook? the blind?

I lost 44lbs this year! Click here to read about laurasweigthloss.com.

Small problem Laura...you seem to look indentical to Miley Cyrus! oops.

hot, hot ,not...Robbie Williams edition

ok this hurts me. ahh but we all get older and a little rounder. as long as he is happy who cares? boy needs happiness like no ones bidness. read his books, you'll see.

i've been busy!

sorry kids...will be back soon with more posts. unfortunately the dick who signs my paycheck takes precedent over my inane ramblings on life etc.

meanwhile.....bad music tag!

"I keep bleedin,keep keep bleedin, i keep bleedin lovvvve"

tag you're it. (btw isn't this bitch bled to death yet??)

i've also posted this lov-e-ly shot of Mariah..just cuz.

nice fins.

enjoy the big house..brother

aww poor nick, not only is he shamed into spending his 18th bday in jail but as a lovely pressie the US gov't is giving him an all expense paid vacation to the big house. the reallll men's jail.

have fun nick oh and just so you know, a tossed salad does NOT come with dressing.

silly me! you'll know soon enough!

Thank you for being a friend..RIP

Estelle Getty

1923-2008

Tab Hunter gay? noo....

how in god's name did people not know? seriously? that one with roddy mcdowell is priceless and the bottom ones border on obscene lol. helllo john bailey!
and up top with natalie wood, your typical Hollywood fag hag.
fantastic, i can't believe my mom had no idea.

this makes me happy

You know those Jolie-Pitt twins are barely a week old and already their decent on earth has started righting the earth's wrongs.

Britney at a recent benefit looking pretty good again. she still needs a less jacked up weave and good eyebrow wax but other than that i see the old Brit that's been MIA for a few years.

Shiloh bless you Knox and Viv..you do good things..sigh.

Happy Friday!

Factory- my new fav show

omg this shit is funny. it's like The Office but The Factory instead. love it. NSFW language.

wtf?

so.
many.
jokes.


(thank you Dlisted via Fame Pics.)

gay, straight or fashion forward?

lol..sorry couldn't help myslef. as you were.

take the poll!

who is the biggest cad? who deserves the award* for being the biggest douchebag to his wife/family? take the poll! on the left and let me know.

(*kick in the nuts)

Facebook..at it again

over 30 and overweight?

ah no.

try over 30 and just about the right size???

thanks Facebook for keeping me in check about my body. snort.

I have to keep reminding myself the CEO/Pres is like 23 years old.

Barenaked and doing rails?

how disheartening. Steven Page was arrested for coke n weed possession in NYC yesterday. Page is the lead singer for Barenaked Ladies. wow. for you American folk that's like The Osmonds popped for kiddie porn distribution. ok so they aren't THAT vanilla but you get the gist.

"If i had a million dollars, i'd buy you some drugs (I'd buuuuuy you some drugs)"

i had bad dreams last night

I dreamt that Ryan Reynolds got run over by a truck in Banff and died.

it was sad. what do you think THAT means? i had a fuckin fantastic sleep though lol. maybe it was from reading and seeing pics of him n Scarlet vacationing in Banff yesterday. who knows.

all i know is if i'm going to start dreaming about gossip that maybe i need to take a step back.

OR i'm fucking psychic and Ryan better keep an eye on traffic.

I figured out a blind item...

If you read Laineygossip you would remember a BI called "How he holds her" about an actress basically being blackmailed by her boyfriend by what appears to be an unplanned pregnancy and abortion. here is the link:

http://www.laineygossip.com/How_He_Holds_Her.aspx

Now flash forward to today's post..about Megan Fox and how Brian Austin Green (who she apparently tried to dump 2 weeks ago to no avail) was being a baby about them posing on the red carpet...read to the end. Especially that last line.

http://www.laineygossip.com/Megan_Fox_seemed_reluctant_to_be_with_Brian_Austin_Green_at_the_FOX_TCA_summer_party.aspx

My review of Stevie Wonder at GM Place

i am a horrible person. i'm sorry but i really was not into it at all. sure he sounded great and put on an amazing show that people seemed to enjoy...but it was all too jazzy riffy for me. the other 3 people with me felt the same. but you know what? we saw a legend and he did perform a hot rendition of Human Nature using the Peter Frampton voiceboxy thingy.

you know i'm not giving him a bad review because he put on a great show...but does Overjoy need to be 12mins long?

Is Sienna latin for Slut?

I cannot believe this shit. Sienna and Balthazar on holiday kissing up on each other. sure he's married and had choices...but she is a hobag supreme. whores,both of them. here she is with another dog giving it some while it lays spread eagle. bitch has no shame.

http://www.dlisted.com/node/27112

hot,hot not- Colin Farrell edition

sure it's for a film, but damn my boy looks all kinds of messed up.

i miss the old hot pervy Colin..sigh.

wtf?

damn if i got the kinda money they did for this shot i sure as fuck would have maybe taken another. poor baby. shit if my wig looked that bad i'd be yelling for retakes instantly. that is a million kinds of bad.

wow.

finally..some peace for the Ramsey's

Law enforcement officials out of Boulder released a very needed statement today 100% clearing the family of JonBenet Ramsey as accessories to her murder. New 'touch DNA' testing on DNA found under her fingernails and underwear came up as an unknown male not related in any way to the Ramseys.

Just a shame it didn't come a little sooner before Patsy was diagnosed and then died of ovarian cancer in 2006. How awful for this innocent family to have been dragged through the mud and back when all along they were the victims.

I personally crucified the whole damn family and feel terrible about it now. we all should.

bloody media. for the whole story:

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/07/09/jonbenet.dna/index.html

madonna go eff yourself

ok get this. madonna is finally coming to vancouver for the FIRST time ever in september and i missed out on tix. so today they announce that they are releasing limited view seats..ie its behind a pillar or a speaker. perfect! sure it would kinda suck but me and my girls want to get our dance on and have a good time. so after deliberating we all deciding fuckit why not and i called up ticketmaster. ok kids cover your ears.

THEY WANTED $155 FOR LIMITED FUCKING VIEW SEATS!

LIMITED FUCKING VIEW!!!???!!! LIMITED SOUND!!!

ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-FIVE DOLLARS.

Madonna you used up, beat and busted hag.

go fuck yourself.

instead my ladies and i are renting Swept Away and drinking everytime you overact. we should be hammered by the time opening credits are done.

if i go back to school can i have the summer off?

i'm bitter.

my review of George Michael at GM Place

ok i have to say first off i saw George for the first time in concert in 1988. i was 14, it was very cool then and absolutely amazing this time around. the stage was damn cool and his voice was beyond impressive the band was great and the playlist was fuckin perfect. "I'm your Man, Carless Whisper and Everything she Wants" from Wham! days and just about every song sans I Want Your Sex from then on. My two favorite moments were when he surprised us with another Wham! song "A Different Corner" (my favorite song as a tweener) which showed how strong his voice still is as it's mostly a capella. Second fav moment when he did a rendition on Nina Simone's I'm Feeling Good while exquisite images of Dita Von Teese played on the big screens. that women is one hot bitch.
loved every minute of it.

(thank you to the various people who loaded images to flikr)

Have a great 4th of July tonight!

to my lovely American readers..thanks for your support. enjoy the fireworks! no ass rockets!

i'm going to a gig tonight!