Friday, October 31, 2008

Thursday, October 30, 2008

god sometimes i bore myself...


so Halloween is coming up tomorrow..what are you doing? going to a party? helping the kids? giving out candy? getting drunk and fondling inappropriate people from behind a mask? no wait that's just John Travolta.

i got invited to a few parties on friday but i have a lot going on saturday early day so i might just skip it and do something fun on saturday night instead. sunday i'm attempting an early hike/photo session at Stave Lake so come on out and stalk me!

Quick before the earth is too cold to dig a decent shallow grave!
here's my lil punkins i decorated last year.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

You can vote however you like...ya.

Thanks SB for the heads up on this...so rad.

Britney under permanent conservatorship!


From TMZ, "Under the permanent conservatorship a medical team will oversee Britney's career to make sure what she does will not compromise her mental health. The commish said, "The conservatorship is necessary and appropriate for the complexity of financial and business entities and her being susceptible to undue influence."

Oh that ain't right!


Click on the title to read a lil nugget from 2 years ago about Usher and Ben Vereen. After Blind Gossip posted about a brother and sister gettin it on earlier today....this story is even more believable.
to read the ealier BI: www.blindgossip.com

Monday, October 27, 2008

take the poll! RESULTS



Wow just as I hoped..Madonna can go kick rocks.
Congrats Guy, you win not only your balls and dignity but Satan has agreed to release your soul.

Angels at the auction


Read the story...on a day like today please remember that there is still some good in the world.

( i took this pic..even under clouds a lil rainbow can shine through)

No shit..really?


Parents who let their kids play with Uzis shouldn't be parents.

I see the grim reaper agrees.
fucktards.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Jennifer Hudson's Mother and Brother fatally shot in Chicago


What a terrible thing for her to go through after announcing her upcoming wedding. Thoughts and prayers are with them at this time. RIP.
UPDATE- I just read that police are calling it a domestic shoointig. ie. murder suicide.
UPDATE 2- from Chicago News
"Police have confirmed Hudson's mother, Darnell Hudson Donerson, is one of the deceased. The home where the bodies were discovered is at 7019 S. Yale in Chicago's Englewood neighborhood. Property records indicate the home belongs to Donerson.
The other victim has been identified as Jennifer Hudson's brother Jason Hudson.
A search is under way for a young boy who is missing from the home. A child, possibly Jennifer Hudson's 7-year-old nephew, Julian King, is missing, according to sources. Police are searching for an SUV that was seen in the area, a 1994 white Suburban, Illinois license plate number X584859. "
Jesus I don't know what to think now. Murder? Suicide? Hostages and ransom?
Thanks Michael K for the heads up.

jax said blind item

the only one you'll get!

One summer night in the last year or so this former pop star was feeling a bit amorous while out at a friends house so he decided to call up a couple of pros. The friend who owned the house did not mind and set in to motion calling a few other friends to really get the party going.

While waiting for the escorts to show our Pop singer decided what he really needed for a great night was a bit of illegal party favors and quickly nipped over to his own house to get them.
Minutes turned into hours and our Pop singer was still not back and the escorts at this point had been waiting around to get paid before starting anything. After waiting a bit longer the Pop singers friends had enough and ponied up to pay the escorts themselves and get the party started.

Hours later after everyone had their fun and were comfortably satiated the escorts were sent out into the night.....only to find our Pop singer passed out cold in the drivers seat of his vehicle.
Apparently he had taken too much GHB at home and it kicked in just as he arrived back to start the party.

Jackie O and Caroline...oops my bad

naw, not staged. at all.
see a resemblance? click to enlarge.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

McCain supporter brutalized and robbed


Whatever your politics are there is no need to resort to such things. Obviously the man in question has mental illness issues a plenty but this is an outrage. Never before have I heard of such a thing. I would never condone such violence but damn..this election really does count don't it? Even common thieves are getting in on the action.
UPDATE!
bitch is fucking nuts and needs an asswhuping.
Little girl, you are so predictable and yes this is for you. kisses!!!!

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Kevin Smith & Seth Rogen for Complex Magazine


I am really going ot try and see this flick when it comes out next friday. I feel like I have been waiting years already. Being a huge fan of both guys and their work this is like Xmas coming early. to read how it all came about check out Kevin's blog:

Monday, October 20, 2008

Friday, October 17, 2008

McCain reads funny stuff written for him at Alfred E. Smith dinner

Obama busts out the funny at Alfred E. Smith dinner

gay, straight or fashion forward?







for something a little different this time i'm going for a whole couple. i've had my suspicions for awhile about these two and the funny thing when looking for images? there are a LOT of pics of her kissing him on the red carpet. a lot. more than is necessary if you know what i mean...hmm.

omg this is spot on..lol.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

wtf??


jebus...get the old fecker an Ensure and a chenille throw, Grampa needs to rest.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The cheerleader said f*ck!

See more Hayden Panettiere videos at Funny or Die

$290 Million dollars for naught


ya if you follow Canadian politics this is how it went down last night: Zzzz.
Thank you Stephen Harper for WASTING almost 300Mill for the country to stop for 10 seconds and lift their heads from US election on CNN and say "Meh, fuck it. Whatever...is Corner Gas on tonight?"
Yes 300mill for nothing. $300 000 000 NOT going to charity, not going to tax breaks, not going to gas relief, not going to the troops, not going to financial crisis, not going to health care, not going to the arts, not going to disaster relief, not going to military family relief, not going to you, me or anyone else.

If this isn't a misappropriation of funds i don't know what is.
You see people of America, you think with Bush you're the only ones out there with a dumbass at the helm. not so. I HATE this fucker with a passion and so do most Canadians...yet only 59% voted last night to actually get rid of him once and for all.
He is a warmongering religious prick who wants to take Canada back to 1955. Well Steve-o it ain't 1955 its 2008 and no matter how hard you try you will not make me cave on abortion rights, gay marriage, separation of church and state, equal rights for everyone or gun control.
Take your Christian right wing agenda and shove it up your blatantly closeted homoerotic ass!
Oh and lose the mock turtlenecks..you look a fool.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Palin abuse of Power in trooper case

It's another long weekend...


so what are YOU doing? i just really need a relaxing weekend without work functions, family functions, birthdays or anniversaries. i might get away with it. well aside from dinner tonight with my parents and grandpa and then Turkey Day dinner with all the fixins on Sunday.

ya that's not really working is it? oh well, at least it is all enjoyable obligations with a lot of time to visit and relax in between turkey and pumpkin pie. let's be real. i mean between pumpkin pie...and pumpkin pie. mmm i love that mess. mom you make the best pie ever. Ned has nothing on you at the Pie Hole. although if you could come back from the dead like Chuck or sing like Kristen Chenowith Dad would appreciate it. it does get a little stale in a 43 year marriage i bet.

have fun and play save whatever you end up doing...oh and see you next Tuesday!

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving y'all!


it's turkey day here on Monday so you know what that means? LONGGGGG weekend!
Happy Thanksgiving to my Canadian peeps, far and wide.
(oh and thankyou to the Canucks for BEATING the spark out of the Flames on opening night.)

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

i know you read...


I told you it was a self imposed 30 days...but really i'm giving you time to figure it out.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Drinks on me! See link...


oh and in case you forget what OJ is famous for..Google 'oj' in images...one of the first 4 or 5 should explain.
Extreme NSFW.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Debate recap from a Canadian point of view


a little long but one of the funniest takes i've seen today.

check around the 9:35pm mark..lol.

oh and 10:22!

damn just read it.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

really?

wow, that is some new fangled way to pick up...

Schlep for change...


The Great Schlep from The Great Schlep on Vimeo.


(thanks to Meany McMeanerston for the link, he's circum-super-sized lol)

pa! get out the popcorn! that there lady is on the idiot box!


watch the debates! it's important! oh and there is some on here in Candyland as well. shame no one gives a shit because we're all consumed with House of Palin.