This is too good to go unnoticed...

"McCormic had described her infant son as having a mohawk, a single tooth and a fake tattoo. She told reporters his name was Riley Buchness and that she had left him with a nanny who had a French accent and a gap between her teeth."

just read.

A Vintage Christmas...

yes, that little spoiled scamp above is my brother.
the pile got much smaller by the time i was around lol.

A Merry Christmas to you all!

Merry Christmas to Me!

i just bought myself a vintage favorite book on amazon.
for $100.
i must have read this book a 100 times as a little girl, so i've gotten my money's worth already.
what recession?

a few of Christmas parties past...

The last 2 years my company has been booking out a boutique hotel and giving us all rooms for no charge so we can get our drink on. because i organize the shindig, i got an upgrade.

my room pt.1 nice tub.

my room pt.2

it also had a full size bar, kitchen and a kickass view!

my ocean view from the room.

omg the food. the fooood. 2007.

Mark, my boss. Can you believe he's single and 34 ladies?

he likes when you call him Santa...2008

My bff at work, Jen and I high 5ing for some

goddamn reason mid-song. 2007.

Jen, Jen and I at the Xmas party 2006.

Have fun at your work parties...I did!

Rachel Zoe... is that you?

this model looks very familiar on the card i found from postsecret.

Yes you can...order a Victory Plate.

omg. i just saw this commercial on tv for the first time and not only was i waiting for the punchline, i for sure thought i was watching SNL. hilarious.

Happy Friday!

Drive safe kids!

Highway of Heroes

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Hot, hot, not. XL Jonathan Rhys Myers Edition

hot..

hot...

hot...sorda

not. n-o-t.

bonus not..with a side of lol.

extra bonus "gay, straight or fashion forward?"
(or 90's rent boy?)

i gotta tell you this one was fun. this is one fine looking mofo right here.
well really it was a combination of lust and creepiness after looking at all the fucking red carpet pics with his squirrely eyes.

taking a break

sorry kids. i need to take a little break for a few days to get myself together and regroup. busy!
unless something reallly interesting pops up, look back in a day or so.
later!
p.s. Hahaha Sean Avery!

R.I.P. Bettie Page

Bettie Page
1923-2008

Bailout approved by Washington

Source

Gay for a day...

cough..cough. sorry i'm not feeling well today. i'm calling in gay.

to quote one commenter, "If "Calling In Gay" Day were to happen on a Sunday, no church would have anyone to play the organ"
LOL!

reason 345 why i love Dan and Jessi

thanks Michael K!

is it just me....

or does Clay Aiken's new piece look like the 'out' version of Jake Gyllenhaal?

omg mark your calenders!

Ellen and Britney are going a caroling! hilarity must ensue.

December 16, 2008.

Imagine all the people..

John Lennon

October 9, 1940 - December 8, 1980

The Juice gets squeezed...

O.J.'s going to jail ya'll !!! woohoo!

15 years bitch!

sure it's also 15 years late and unrelated to the DOUBLE MURDERS he committed in 1994, but hey, we take what we can.

to read more about O.J.'s Drop the Soap Soiree and Afterparty at the Infirmary, hit up TMZ.

nobody likes me..i'm going to close parliament

THIS is an outrage. Every Canadian should be on their feet demanding to know why is god's name Gov. Gen Michaelle Jean agreed to close Parliament? So is this what we do now? Nobody likes me, they wanted me gone on the last election and now they want to exercise their rights to a non confidence vote and instead of taking it like a man, I'm going to ask my good friend to close the fucker and cock block the vote.

Wow Stephen, you just aren't very smart are you?
This little snafu is going to cost you every vote you hoped to get, and your little dog Jean too.
To further read some great quotes from the leaders of the Liberal Party, NDP
and Bloc check it out here.

Prop 8- The Musical!

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Wow, Avery is a bigger douche than i thought...

"I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. Enjoy the game tonight."

ok asshole, first off I don't even like Elisha Cuthbert, but calling any ex girlfriend your 'sloppy seconds' is complete high school drama. how fucking old are you?

good news is that this loser is going to get tossed for the rest of the season. either from the NHL or his team, doesn't matter, both are not impressed to say the least.

read more about it here.

too little too late?

This was the type of thing they needed to start with. Good for them for taking the initiative but really after the whole private plane debacle, I really don't know if this is going to make any difference. For those working in the automotive industry, I hope so.

how about some feel good for a change?

If you need a pick me up after all the bullshit and depression circling our globe lately...read this.

and the picture? well that's just funny.

World AIDS Day