And we thought it was all over...

TMZ is reporting Brit's lawyers were in court today to get a restraining order against Sam Lufti and Adnan Galib. Why do I still know of these two douchebags? Apparently Britney wants to see them rot in jail. Honey, that makes two of us.

Happy 1 Year to Jax Said!

Wow, how did that happen? damn I almost missed it too! What a great year it's been. Blogging, meeting new people, wining an dining with Enty in Vancouver, blogging from Barcelona on the beach, doing a bit of random radio...

And I'll even let you in on a little secret. Jax said is moving. Yup, this space isn't big enough for my snide attitude. I'm going to change it up a bit too and try to post more frequent. It's also going to be a lot more interactive, you'll be invited to provide content as well as feedback and the always fun comments. Times, they are a changing!

Thanks for coming out....watch this space for more details but for now you might want to bookmark http://www.whatjaxsaid.blogspot.com/ . I don't have a solid timeline yet, but I will be sure to post it here, or it might direct you straight there. Still working with the graphic designer on it so anything you see is just a staging area for now. Slowly I will incorporate new stuff to this site until the new one is ready. So email me if you like or hate anything new or old. I'm not doing this for my health! Thanks guys...I owe you all some dirty love and booze.

I would marry this kid...

if he didn't look like a crazy scientologist!

The author of Stuff White People Like interviewed by CNN.

This would be funny if....nevermind.

Backpedaling is a great form of exercise!

Quote of the Day

On GOP complaints, "he said that 'there will be time to beat him up and a time for politics. He said I understand that and I will watch you on Fox News and feel bad about myself.'"

President Obama, indirectly.

Now that is funny. How refreshing for the US to have a leader trying to be funny on purpose!

(Thanks Mooshki)

Travolta Update

Look, I don't care what you think of the man or his religion, something is not right about this.
Follow this one closely because I think something will surface eventually surrounding this suspicious death.

If you are a parent, ask yourself if you would even fathom firing up a PLANE to get your lifeless son the help he needed instead of loading him into the closest ambulance and getting the fuck to the hospital.

Why would John Travolta want his son treated in Florida?
Interesting.

One more for the road!

I'm gonna miss this sonofabitch!

I'm over it...

You may have noticed that I removed the link to Lainey's site. why? Because I am over her "girls like us" bullshit she feeds her 'fans' and then is a complete fucking hypocrite! And don't get me started on all her fans...none of which we know of because doll can't enable comments on her site to hear what 'us girls' really think of her and her bullshit girl power.

Case in point. Jessica Simpson. Love her or hate her,girl has taken some stick over the last...2 years or so for various reasons. Anything truly horrible like DUIs and wearing fur? Hell NO!

No, the problem with Jessica is her clothes, her boyfriend, her intellect, her career and her family.

Well holy shit!

If I were judged on everything in MY FUCKING LIFE I'd go postal and Lainey would be the first stop.

I mean can someone please tell me how you have the balls to state this:

"Over time, my black ass heart has opened for Jessica Simpson out of sheer pity. She doesn’t mean unwell. She’s not poorly intentioned. But she was raised, well, you know, by a dude who freely talks about her D cups. And without friends, without girls like us, she really never had a chance to be a girl like us. "

And then go on in the same fucking article to write this:

"You must know I associate with bitches. So of course all we’ve been doing the last 24 hours is texting back and forth about the Porny Pants. Don’t lie. I’m sure you and your girls had a moment over them too. Here are a few more shots. I’m particularly fond of the one of her taken from behind sticking her ass out while singing her heart out. "

Lainey SIT DOWN and STFU. You sound like a bitter 'mean girl' still jealous of the cheerleader in high school. Don't fucking act all smug like you're the ticket to Jessica's happiness, if she only had a best girlfriend to giggle and try clothes on with and then go on to trash her with your freinds. The way you talk shit about someone 2mins after saying she needs the support of good girlfriends shows that not only are you a shitty friend, you're just a shitty girl.

A girl like us....please. Don't insult us.

I tired...

So enjoy the lil picture and a giggle on me.

Sorry the thought well has run dry for today, more to come tomorrow.

Note to Self...

*Never introduce your man to Postsecret.

Click here to read how this secret changed one woman's life forever.

This will never get old...

oh you know you love it.

Happy Birthday Dlisted!

4 years for Michael K...the man who has changed life as we know it for Phoebe Price, Rojo Calliente and the Empress of Lucite, Shauna Sands.

We love you Dlisted.

Quote of the Day

"Welcome all of you to the White House. Don't break anything."

- President Barack Obama

At last...

my favorite moment from yesterday

President Barack Obama
2009

I'm thick. I mean I'm thick.

AHEMMMMMMMMM.

I'm fucking sick.

Now this makes up for feeling hungover..

I won an award and i liked it.

You know what day it is!

Have fun! Play safe...if you need to!

True Story

At work...

" Hi yes, I wanted to order some more product from you but didn't know if it would be cheaper through _____?"

"Well ma'am that depends on where you are calling from, the US or Canada?"

"Well where are you?"

"I'm in Canada"

"Oh my lord! Shelly! We called Canada!...is it still toll free?"

"Yes. Yes it is still a toll free call."

"Canada! Well..I'll be....what's the temperature up there?"

"This morning it's just 0"

"Shelly! It's ZERO in Canada, lord sakes you must be cold"

"Actually its not bad, we have heat indoors."

"Duane is not going to believe this, is he Shelley? Canada!"

true story.

RIP Ricardo Montalban

1920-2009

I absolutely loved Fantasy Island as a kid, please enjoy the opening sequence with the two late greats.

I've seen it, you've seen it....

Let's see it again..LOL!

Golden Globe Notables...

1. Mark Wahlberg and Jeremy Piven on the red carpet. During the interview, Wahlberg makes a joke, "I hope that mercury poisoning isn't contagious!" Piven goes stone faced and the interview progresses as both Wahlberg and the interviewer rib him. gold!


2. Rumer Willis looks fantastic. no really. really.


3. Kate Winslet, Tina Fey, Megan Fox and Johnny Depp all looked divine. Espec. Depp. Who knew Fey had a slit to the navel in her?


4. When the Jonas Bros presented, Miley refused to look in the camera and kept her back turned at all times. You can see Billy Ray giving her the 'turn the fuck around' through gritted teeth.


5. When Heath Ledger won the award for best supporting actor, no one stood up until Tom Cruise led the way and they all lazily got the their feet. SHAME! Letting Tom Cruise be an example to you...shame!


6. Colin Farell at the podium sniffling, "I've got a cold, it's not the other thing it used to be!" LOL.


7. Renee Zellweger...go home and try again. The dress was hot but the hair was not.


8. J-Lo arrived wearing a cocktail dress suitable for Jersey hookers. Jersey Hookers under the age of 30 I might add. The 'green dress' is never coming back. Neither is your youth.


9. Drew Barrymore channeled Marilyn Munroe. No, not Monroe. Munroe, the NYC tranny who performs 3 nights a week for old queens in Soho.


10. No one thanked the G.O.D.

Happy Friday y'all!

heehee!

Hey Oprah! We don't care!

Oh.my.fucking.god.
Did you watch the Oprah show yesterday? her "omg, i'm so fat, let me tell you why" fest. ok first off this self serving mess did a WHOLE FUCKING SHOW on why she got fat. oh it wasn't from pigging out. it was because her life was out of balance. yes, it had nothing to do with the whole bag of organic, multigrain, blue chips you just copped to eating everyday or rich foods you eat at every 5 star restaurant. we know you like your soul food girl! no, it's because Oprah's life is out of balance and it eventually leads her to the pantry every night while Stedman watches basketball highlights in the den reliving his glory days and wondering how he became the highest paid lapdog in history.
so now her assistant is scheduling in some manicures (i shit you not) to create more balance for Opie.

This whole damn show was dedicated to Oprah telling us how it was everything but her doing the old hand to mouth 24/7. i said hand to mouth you sick pigs! what gets me though is she keeps talking slow and pronounced and explaining each step in her fatventure like it was a timeline of the Titanic sinking. and she thinks we're buying it! you got fat! who fucking cares? stop talking down to your audience and making it seem like we are all clamoring for answers about why Oprah is fat again. like we sit by the water cooler talking smack about COS, catching up on Heroes and trying to figure out Oprah's BMI. puhleaze. self involved much?

What gets me is this almost part 2 with Dr. Oz on fucking Larry King. yes, because we didn't get enough of it in 60 mins with Queen O herself, we need her doctor to go on CNN and talk about her damn thyroid. fuck that! every damn fat person at one time has tried that one. i know, at one time i did, before waking the fuck up and getting some knowledge on nutrition and exercise.

All i know is if you're going to do "hey look bitches i'm skinny!" and pull a wagon of your fat in to rub in your live,middle American, obese audience faces , then why not pull a big ol wagon in with your gained fat?

hey, it's good exercise.

Less talking,more investigating...

something is not right about this .

from tmz:

"Jett had suffered a seizure and struck either the toilet or the wall as he collapsed. He was "bleeding in several areas," including his mouth. He had no cuts but did have bruises on his body. Jett had also been bleeding internally."

does that sound like the injuries sustained from a seizure and whack on the head? i don't know but there is a LOT of conflicting information out there.

I know someone who does this!

anal much?
god i love postsecret.

Sorry, no comments until the pathetic people go back to Illinois.

you know what i love about sitemeter? you can tell ip addresses, get gps coordinates, operating systems and locations. sitemeter is your friend when trolls come lurking. you can do a lot with an IP address. legally too!

Have a nice day!

you know what's scarier than those two meat heads above? women shopping at La Senza during boxing week. especially the older broads! i was in last week exchanging some gifts from Santa's naughty list and had quite the encounter with a rabid cougar. there i was standing in line with my new stuff and my old waiting the 20 or so minutes like everyone else while casually looking through the mountains of panty tables parallel to the line. after 10mins or so of just waiting i see to my left there is a table i missed altogether. it's about 4feet away. 4 feet. remember this. i'm looking for one particular pair i had spied from the lineup but am having zero luck in the size dept. after 2mins maximum of wading through panty island i turn back around the 4feet to the lineup. it hasn't moved up an inch so i stand place where i was. after about 20 seconds i realize the lady that was behind me originally is now inching up against me and looking to pass. i don't really care but just noticed this and went about texting on my phone.

"you can't do that you know."

me "excuse me?"

her " you can't get a place in line then go about the rest of your shopping."

( i'm mildy annoyed and slightly taken back at this point)

me "i'm finished my shopping thankyouverymuch. i just happened to see pair of panties from the table 4feet away that go with this item"

her "no. you were over there for like 4 or 5 minutes looking at everything. the rest of us would love to do that."

(henceforth 'her' will known as 'dumb bitch' or 'db' for short)

me "no i wasn't, besides who cares? look around you. everyone is doing the same thing.you want me to go to the back of the line? forget it, i've waited 15mins by now."

db "yes, you should. it's not fair. you can't do that."

me "why do you care? are you mall etiquette police? we're all in the same boat here, no one cares but you. why the hell do you think they place the tables around the lineup? this is ridiculous."

girl behind me "you can go ahead of me,it's not a big deal..at all."

me "thank you. you see that? a girl half your age, but twice your manners."

db "well you know what?------"

me "lady have a nice day" ( i motion the turn around and fuck off signal)

db "NO, YOU---"

me "HAVE A NICE DAY" (with the hand)

db 'Merry Christmas!"

me "at your house? i'm sure it was!"

db "YOU CAN'T DO IT!"

me "wow lady...just. wow."

she pays for her stuff and turns to me with indignation in her eyes, oh she's really going to give it to me now.

db "you know...."

me "lady, be on your way you have plenty of other days to ruin out there for yourself."

true story.

Happy New Year!

All the best to you in 2009!

now get the fuck over to Crazy Days and Nights for blind item reveal day!!!