RIP Bea Arthur

1922-2009

Those are some sassy secrets!

Damn, I had a hard time choosing my fav this week because Frank picked out some gems...I'm sure it had nothing to do with the last one. Do not miss! I laughed straight off with this one...

Ok...back to cleaning. I have the realtor coming in on Tuesday so my weekend has been filled with sorting,packing, cleaning and 'staging' for viewings next week. Is it sad I'm overwhelmed at the thought of having to keep my house clean every damn day?

Enjoy your Sunday...Seacrest out.

Timeless...

Love it.

Happy Earth Day!

Better late than never!

Well well well....

What have we here?

Of course, actual sex would have to occur for this to be true...

Start it off with a Secret...

PostSecret

I'm Moving Bitches!

I got approved for all the necessary schtuff and found a great place with ocean views and sunsets everyday. awesome!!!! excuse me while i completely piss myself with joy! woohoo! cheers my friends, it's Friday tomorrow!

here's a nice little pic i took about 6 blocks from where, fingers crossed, i'll be living.

Tears.....

LOL!

Have A Happy Easter!

Chicks...who needs 'em?

lol.... postsecret

So I know a guy who works at GM Place...

...and the latest rumble about Britney's 30min. departure from the stage last week was a setup for a failed drug test. The 'rumour' before was that she was paranoid about falsely failing a drug test and left the stage. My opinion is the same person is spreading both rumours, one to support the other.

All that I know is that in the 15 years GM Place has been around, no one has ever complained or left the stage due to smoke. Nice try Brit.

Happy Good Friday!

jesus loves you!

Welcome to my day!

BLOCKED!

YOUR VISIT HAS BEEN LOGGED!

Harsh,non?

We aren't that company. Well we weren't that company anyway. I don't know what the hell happened. No one abused their time that I could tell. I multitask like a motherfucker so I'm good. My work is always done...but some dumb ass HAD to download porn. Oh let's talk about that.

8 hours dude? They block all the good shit and I'm set back in 1998 working on fucking DOS because you can't wait to pull on it for 8 fucking hours? Not right.

Now...Jax Said is DTM from 9-5 Mon-Fri.

dead.

to.

me.

let us pray.

A Lazy Sunday of Secrets and Edith Piaf...

Another Sunday...breakfast cooking in the kitchen, Edith Piaf singing in the living room and Jax at the computer reading another Postsecret.

I'm off to search for my new home in White Rock, a beautiful Oceanside city just buzzing with new adventures. Wish me luck!

Enjoy the sun if you have it today!

We're all going to hell in a handbasket...

Friend's of CDAN. This week's Your Turn was fucking intense! The question was if you had ever committed a crime and here are some of my favorites.

Anonymous said...
If I could get away with killing my useless mother in law who does nothing all day but sit on her great fat ass whining about how no one wants to spend time with her, I would. But my boyfriend already knows I want to kill her and would suspect me immediately.

Anonymous said...
I graduated from high school when I was 16 and had no desire to go to college yet so I got a fake ID and worked as a stripper for a year. I would jerk old men off in dark corners for hundreds of dollars. I made at least 1500 bucks a week for a few nights work.

Anonymous said...
I remodeled my bathroom without pulling the proper city permits.

Anonymous said...
I steal satellite signals from both the usa and canada. So I'm guessing it's a fairly big crime.BTW, Canadian porn is way better!!!

Anonymous said...
Anyone top 1:09? Anyone? (a confession to murder)

Anonymous said...
I shot a man in Reno.

Anonymous said...
I'm about to commit a crime.. as I do every Friday afternoon.. when I go home to smoke that fat doobie I've been daydreaming about ALL DAY LONG. T. G. I. F.

Mooshki said...
@ 1:30 , Just to watch him die? (LOL)

Anonymous said...
Worked in shipping at a houseware store and used to ship all kinds of stuff to myself.

Mooshki said...
Lissa, I would so steal from Wal-Mart if I could bring myself to go in one.

Anonymous said...
I used to let my high school health teacher feel my boobs for an A. his crime not mine.

Anonymous said...
I egg my neighbors house weekly.

Missy said...
Well I was going to leave a comment but someone stole/smoked/raped/killed the anonymous feature.

Houston, we have a problem...

It happened.
My work set up a super dooper firewall and not only does it block facebook, twitter,tmz,dlisted (tears) and youtube, but now it's decided buhbye Blogger.

It's not like I posted all damn day,lol, as you all know it's been next to nil for awhile and pretty much only at lunchtime. So now on top of selling my condo and buying another condo in another city, I have to try to blog at night. Ah well.
The Man -1
Jax - 0.

Patience my pretties, I shall be around when I can.