and some more laughs...cuz i can't do crack at work

omg. ohmygod! gallery of absurd did a mock up of Fun with Heidi and Spencer. hilarious.

you must see them all:

http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2008/07/fun-with-heidi.html

Peta has gone too far

I was going to wait and post this tomorrow but I am too pissed not to get it out of my system right this very fucking second.

As you may have heard, read or saw on the news a young man was brutally stabbed and beheaded aboard a greyhound bus 1 week ago today in Manitoba. It has shocked not only Canadians but people the world over and seeing as I was born in the same city this man was born in I feel a certain kinship to someone I never met.

So imagine not only my disgust but that of the family of this young man to wake up this morning and learn that Peta has jumped on board the publicity train and used this horrific tragedy to further propagate their scandalous ways by publishing the ad found above. Let me preface this by saying that I love animals and will do whatever I can to protect their rights...as animals.

But I am sorry Peta has gone way to far with the comparison of this young man's final moments and that of a slaughterhouse. How fucking dare they? How fucking dare they do that to his friends and family! Have they no fucking shame? No respect for HUMANS? What happened to basic dignity in these matters? Basic respect and sensitivity for the victim? Will they be at the funeral like the crackpot Baptists in the US? Is that too far for Peta?

How in fucking hell can anyone working for that organization sleep at night knowing the kind of hurt, shock and disbelief they have inflicted on an otherwise already grieving family.

Where is the line in the sand for decency? Where is the respect for human life that is so deserved by animals according to Peta?

WHERE IS THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF PEOPLE IN THIS?

So in parting...fuck you Peta. Fuck you.

I'm bored..bear with me

there is no news other than Shia LaDouche smashed up his douchemobile all drunk in shit.

woohoo.

enjoy the big house..brother

aww poor nick, not only is he shamed into spending his 18th bday in jail but as a lovely pressie the US gov't is giving him an all expense paid vacation to the big house. the reallll men's jail.

have fun nick oh and just so you know, a tossed salad does NOT come with dressing.

silly me! you'll know soon enough!

UPDATE- i found a NOT

see below..lol. how could i forget? chad kroeger from Nicklewhack.

the guy i work with is a dick

so i work with this guy who neighbors the office next to mine. the guy is huge. not fat but built like a brick shithouse. so Buddy (that's what we will call him) is a giant and therefor produces more body heat, no? well Buddy believes he is working alone in the building apparently and feels no need to ask anyone their preference before hijacking the thermo 3x a day.

Buddy. we do not need the A/C on..it's fucking raining outside AND it's bad for the environment asshat! you are well over 6 feet tall, no shit its going to be hotter for you,you're closer to the fuckin sun! all kidding aside this jerk and i had it out for the 3rd time this month over his willy nilly dalliances in air conditioning. apparently he leaves work everyday just 'soaked' with sweat from his office being too hot. i don't know about you but i'd have to be working in at least 26 degree environment to sweat that much just SITTING at my desk.

Buddy, as you may have guessed, is a delusional quirky fuck.

this isn't the only issue Buddy has had here. He demanded week after week that we change out the hand towel dispensers because they were too loud. Hand towel dispensers!!! he claimed they were too distracting while he was working. the one he's talking about was in the lunchroom and only used from about 12-12:30....you know lunchtime. maybe if 'Buddy' ate a fuckin solid for lunch rather than a flax seed shake he might not hear the noise and maybe just maybe the guy would be in a good mood. i swear...dust eating supermodels are more personable.

gross

image via http://www.tmz.com/

is this really necessary?

wtf?? seriously this is soo not needed in my diet. i swear society's ills can be directly linked to kraft.
i love me some KD every now and then to remind me how fucking terrible it really is. kinda like strawberry quik or s'mores pop tarts. nasty. or tang,that shit is awful it's like a half cup of sugar and 3 cups of water. oh and citric acid.