1- never start off the conversation with "hey you still up?"2- never forget to say "hello" and "how are you?"
3- never call someone for a booty call that you haven't seen in over a year.
4- never call an ex with feelings for you,that makes you look like a prick.
5- never end the conversation less than 30 seconds after she shoots you down, it appears desperate and disrespectful.
ya so guess who got drunk dialed tonight? uh huh...wtf is that??
this is man i was with for over 3 and a half years and we haven't even spoken in 3 months. balls man..balls.
oh and i'm keeping his damn shirt!
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Wow the balls on that guy...love the list though, pretty damn perfect. I like to save the worst of my inner ugliness and verbal lashings for those who call me up months or years after the fact without any asskissing first.
lol i know ridiculous..and we were fighting last time we talked..hello??? ya sure come on over let's get dirty and then i can beat you about the head and shoulders. damn im steemed all over again.
deep cleansing breathes.
I agree. That's pretty stupid/ballsy. Loved the list! It was right on!
Great list. Can't disagree with any of it. You know what else bugs me? Why is it that once you've been with a man, regardless of the years that have passed since you've been together, they still think they have some kind of 'right' to you... Dumb fucks...
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