skimming through tv late last night and i stumble upon the season premier i guess of Two Coreys. this year the coreys do not like one another and the shit is hitting the fan so to speak.
so here i sit watching the train pull away from the station of reality tv when in the far off distance there i see yet another train coming....and i knew there was wreck a comin' real quick.
so the two coreys are talking, arguing what have you and out comes this nugget from Haim.
when he was 14 he was raped by and 'older male friend of Feldman's' and that Feldman too was a victim. let's see.....1980's and I seem to remember seeing tons of picture of Micheal Jackson and Corey Feldman together in their matching blinged out military garb. coincidence?
ya fucking right.
Thanks Coreys for saving the good stuff for your shit ass show rather than speak up in court and nail this fucker once and for all.
maybe all the drug use wasn't just because you were a vicitm but because you have a guilty conscience. maybe when you finally get your shit together you can explain to the other drug addled victims since the trial why you couldn't stop it then. maybe they might understand.
cuz i sure as hell don't.
***Update- apparently Feldman has come out saying it is not MJ but a former assistant. Have you ever wondered how a guy who did a handful of decent movies 20 years ago still has bank whereas Haim, who did not have to testfy in the MJ trial, does not? interesting.
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actually he's issued a statement thats on perez that explains it pretty well. From what he said, I believe him that it wasn't Michael. He not only described who it was and the nature of the relationship to the Coreys, but also described exactly what happened. I dunno, I believe him.
really? that wasn't up then. i still think MJ did some shit we dont know about.
This could be why he ended up so screwed up.
Is that Drew Barrymore on his arm?
yes it is!
so feldman released a statement saying it wasn't jacko...but Haim never did. my theory is that MJ paid off Feldman to testify and never bothered with Haim becasue he was a drug addict and his testimony wouldn't hold one way or another. now the gloves are off and Feldman says 'oh no it wasn't him who touched me and Mikes a good guy im still freindly with him' and Haim is pissed becasue according to him the man who raped him 'is still freinds with Feldman'
draw your own conclusions.
I was melting in LA over the w/end, flat out on my couch watching old DVR'd programs, and watching mindless reality crap, and I got hooked into the Corey/Corey story from the time they met until their fall from grace. I stayed on to watch the season finale of The Two Coreys and the season opener. Here's the game I played - catch them acting. Everytime something gets really heat, you can catch one of them (Feldman, Haim or Susie) with a slight smirk on their face - when the editor should have cut it. I think it would make a great drinking game. And to back up my whole 'it's not really a reality show' theory (not that many are) here's this from the National Inquirer in 2006:
Corey Feldman and Corey Haim are making a comeback! The ’80s teen heartthrobs will star in The Coreys, a comedy series that centers on fictional versions of themselves, similar to Curb Your Enthusiasm. The Coreys will reunite Feldman — who’s living the comfortable suburban life with his wife Suzie and son — with Haim, a bachelor and the total opposite of Feldman! Episodes would follow Haim as he shakes life up for the Feldmans.
oh they're both attention whores for sure...which makes it even more plausible...airing out your dirty laundry for publicity.
no normal straight man would EVER admit to being raped unless it happend IMO. well unless you count those two rapping douche bags who tried it last year. Haim has all the classic abuse victim signs thats for damn sure.
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