The next time you wake up,trip over the cat, snag your panty hose and forget your lunch at home while getting pulled over by the cops for speeding in a school zone, take a deep breath, close your eyes and repeat after me:
I promise you, it will be the best 5 minutes of your life. Nothing, short of a promotion, a diamond ring or a big 'attaboy from Jesus, will make you feel more affirmed in your appreciation of your life.
2 comments:
Thank you for the new source of LOLs.
"Today, me and my boyfriend were just about to have sex and I was so excited to do it just like the movies."
Oh, that girl is going to need therapy.
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