Tuesday, January 27, 2009

I'm over it...


You may have noticed that I removed the link to Lainey's site. why? Because I am over her "girls like us" bullshit she feeds her 'fans' and then is a complete fucking hypocrite! And don't get me started on all her fans...none of which we know of because doll can't enable comments on her site to hear what 'us girls' really think of her and her bullshit girl power.

Case in point. Jessica Simpson. Love her or hate her,girl has taken some stick over the last...2 years or so for various reasons. Anything truly horrible like DUIs and wearing fur? Hell NO!
No, the problem with Jessica is her clothes, her boyfriend, her intellect, her career and her family.
Well holy shit!
If I were judged on everything in MY FUCKING LIFE I'd go postal and Lainey would be the first stop.
I mean can someone please tell me how you have the balls to state this:


"Over time, my black ass heart has opened for Jessica Simpson out of sheer pity. She doesn’t mean unwell. She’s not poorly intentioned. But she was raised, well, you know, by a dude who freely talks about her D cups. And without friends, without girls like us, she really never had a chance to be a girl like us. "


And then go on in the same fucking article to write this:


"You must know I associate with bitches. So of course all we’ve been doing the last 24 hours is texting back and forth about the Porny Pants. Don’t lie. I’m sure you and your girls had a moment over them too. Here are a few more shots. I’m particularly fond of the one of her taken from behind sticking her ass out while singing her heart out. "


Lainey SIT DOWN and STFU. You sound like a bitter 'mean girl' still jealous of the cheerleader in high school. Don't fucking act all smug like you're the ticket to Jessica's happiness, if she only had a best girlfriend to giggle and try clothes on with and then go on to trash her with your freinds. The way you talk shit about someone 2mins after saying she needs the support of good girlfriends shows that not only are you a shitty friend, you're just a shitty girl.


A girl like us....please. Don't insult us.


12 comments:

Bad Fish said...

Good point, jax, her saying she needs the support of good gal pals, and then turning on her like that is completely backwards.

I've always thought Lainey was too smug and thought her shit didn't stink. Why else would she never enable comments? She just tries too hard to be a raging know it all bitch and we're all supposed to fall in and worship.

Fuck her and her "child hating womb". I guess she never got the memo that the "I'm such a progressive woman that I hate children" attitude isn't hip anymore.

I like my bloggers with a side of self deprecation. After all, we do poke fun, but are any of us really any better? At least be real and acknowledge it...right?

jax said...

agreed!!

Oryx said...

thank you for this article. couldnt agree more with you. fuck lainey.

bmini said...

I have had issues with her "girl shit is the best shit" for years. It's very immature and does not sit well with me at all.

Jewels said...

Can't read her anyway, she's starting to remind of of Ted C with her own little made up language...

Mean girl indeed...

Mooshki said...

Uh oh, Jax, I think you hit a nerve.

"For the record, in the original article here posted on Monday, I wrote very clearly that “Jessica Simpson has a lovely body. It’s delicious. But she can’t dress for her body.” To me, it’s about the assy way she wears her clothes. And whether or not you feel badly for her, I think we can all agree with that…?"

Hee!

jax said...

LOL. someone reads their track backs!

Bad Fish said...

I get the feeling that Lainey would never have been around so long if not for the no-comments rule.

Harriet Hellfire said...

And her writing is actually quite pleasant compared to the way she talks. Like a half-retarded valley girl on Zopiclone.

Bad Fish said...

Wow you mean she talks how she acts? LOL

jax said...

no she's on etalk daily..its like E news' welfare canadian cousin.

mouth.like.a.sailor said...

yikes... i kind of like the lainey blog, i did think it was weird that you can't leave comments but i always figured that's because it just made everything kind of sloppy and messy...and then of course, you have less control of your ship if you're letting the crew post all over the place instead of just swabbing the decks. right?