Take The Poll- Results

Well it's official, 57% think Conan should go to Fox.

Rejoice in the streets for your Master will be back by September.

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So I would be remiss if I didn't take to my followers and ask...

"What should Conan do now?"

The Poll is located..pon da left hand side.

(enjoy the earworm)

It's official!

Chris Brown is an alleged women beater according to 90% of you.

Well done Chris. For your reward you lose the hottest female artist, all your endorsements AND your singing career! Kudos to you Mr. Beat-happy! But to be fair, you do get to keep the desperate and large starfuckers like the lovely lady above.

Plus, she looks like she hits back.

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Wow just as I hoped..Madonna can go kick rocks.

Congrats Guy, you win not only your balls and dignity but Satan has agreed to release your soul.

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'pon da left hand side.

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damn katie you just cannot catch a goddamn break.
better luck next time sweetheart.

we'll meet again when you try to revive the fanny pack or hammer pants.

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well following our Katie winner theme last week...i'm asking:

Can Katie bring em back in fashion?

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wow no real surprise here,but really is it Katie's secrets we want to hear? HELL YES! we want to hear all about how after her and Chris Klein broke up she had a quickie thing with Josh Hartnett and realized she was pregnant only to be surprised that Josh wanted none of it. we also want to hear how Tommy Boy secured the deal with a young, scared and pregnant leading lady willing to sign her family, life and faith away to save herself from looking less than chaste in Hollywood. uhuh...cuz being knocked up and single is a huge deal breaker in LA circa 2008. we want to hear about Suri and her december birth that was secretly passed off as 3 months later and the mysterious doctor who 'signed' the birth certificate and why the always adorable Suri looks a lot older than she is and why hasn't Josh Hartnett shaved that beardy thing on his face or why he's developed a drinking/drug problem allegedly since his dalliances with Miss Holmes..could it be guilt? regret?

anyway Katie...congrats, you win this round of Dirty Little Secret.

No prize this week, Tom's jeans are enough.

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wow...i guess leaving your baby momma WHILE pregnant is a lot worse than say...

leaving your wife, 3 kids and a newborn...for Sluty Sienna.

way to go Billy Crudup, you are the biggest cad voted by a record 10/22 votes!

ok Billy now your prize...

"stop wiggling damnit. take it like a man. it's only a 3 inch heel you pussy! ok hold still! 1...2...3. OOFF!"

"Hey man you're the one that left the poor bitch, you get what you deserve. You're lucky I only said 1 kick in the nuts. If Balthazar won I was going one for every kid he left behind."

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who is the biggest cad? who deserves the award* for being the biggest douchebag to his wife/family? take the poll! on the left and let me know.

(*kick in the nuts)

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ok the poll application is fucked on blogger today.
so here's your question...


if you were only allowed to visit one website ever again what would it be?
(outside of Facebook and email)


TMZ?
CDAN?
Dlisted?
Porn?

do tell....

congratulations to Spencer and Heidi!

our winners of I Love to Hate On...we all hate your cheesy asses!

no prize here...literally.

got an idea for Take the Poll! email me.

holla.

congrats robert downey junior!

winner of sexy comeback 2008 by a landslide! all the best robert, you win a lifetime membership to spankbanks across north america and abroad!

yup, fine.

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sexy comeback of 2008 for the boys...i mean men, who were away for awhile and now are back with a vengence.

no reason for this picture...just funny.

ideas for a Take the Poll!? email me.

holla.

congrats to Charlize, our ultimate style icon

as picked by TEN PEOPLE!

congrats again, you almost lost it to the other 3.

your prize includes a slightly used hairbrush, some mentos and

an expired subway coupon!

(now back to cleaning out my purse)

100% of us either think he's still batshit crazy...

or our opinion was not changed by Ope's interview.

shocking.

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that's a poll not a POLE you sick birds. see left.

it's a tad late but i had issues with the poll application.

AND still am apparently.

your choices for answers are:

yes, no, still batshit crazy and he's straight, get over it.