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1. debimazar
   Actually ..I did the 'Word of the day'..and it was,"HUMUNGOUS"!!!! it's on PBS

His Holiness Completes Me...

Hi, jackie . Dalai Lama (OHHDLInfo) is now following your tweets on Twitter. A little information about Dalai Lama: 116174 followers 107 tweets following 108750 people

First Heidi..Now D-Bag...

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Make It Stop

heidimontagJust added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #los_a #celebrity #singer #popstar #cele #actress15 minutes ago from WeFollow

I...Have...No Words. WTF?

iamdiddyI've been trying to get out of the house for 3 hrs but I've been stuck on this toilet! I think I ate something bad! DAMN I'm missing the dayabout 11 hours ago from UberTwitter

The #1 Reason Why I Joined Twitter...

@heidimontag if you can't come up with intelligent things to say on your own, i'll just stop following.and i'm a fan.even god rested one day 1 day ago

Mayer vs. Perez..hilarity ensues...

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   johncmayer@perezhilton I also want to train you in an old martial art called "Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu."about 19 hours ago from web
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   johncmayer@PerezHilton Not true. In fact I'd like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you'll have the situational awareness not to get in someone's face.about 19 hours ago from web in reply to PerezHilton

Karl Lagerfeld- Twitter Master

You MUST check out Uncle Karl's Twitter page for some of these new favorite gems. I spent a lot of time reading this stuff and it had me in stitches,no pun intended. I don't know if it's really him or not but I find it highly amusing either way.

"Guilty feelings about clothes are totally unnecessary. A lot of people earn their living by making clothes, so you should never feel bad."

"If I read too much or know too much it's not because I want to talk about it, it's only because it's interesting for me."

"I have no scene. I go everywhere. I adapt."

"I only wear the latest thing. It's my job."