You MUST check out Uncle Karl's Twitter page for some of these new favorite gems. I spent a lot of time reading this stuff and it had me in stitches,no pun intended. I don't know if it's really him or not but I find it highly amusing either way.
"Guilty feelings about clothes are totally unnecessary. A lot of people earn their living by making clothes, so you should never feel bad."
"If I read too much or know too much it's not because I want to talk about it, it's only because it's interesting for me."
"I have no scene. I go everywhere. I adapt."
"I only wear the latest thing. It's my job."