Showing posts with label facebook. Show all posts
Showing posts with label facebook. Show all posts
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Monday, June 7, 2010
Friday, June 4, 2010
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
WTF Is This?
Why the Perez Hilton scratch? Thick girls don't deserve a Western Font? Maybe a Lucinda Handwriting? BBWs deserve better.
Friday, June 19, 2009
My favorite Facebook Status Update EVER....
Im on the train and i have to fart , what do i do?
about an hour ago
about an hour agoTuesday, August 19, 2008
John Doe Is No Longer In A Relationship...
How the hell is anyone supposed to get over an ex now with the magic of Facebook?
Before, in the olden days, it was you broke up and maybe ripped his pictures up. Then came MSN and you'd break up and 'block' them for a few weeks or months before either begging them to take you back, or just getting the f-ck on with your life.
Now there's Facebook. You can't just break up and walk away. Nope, everyday you get to see that "John Doe has added the Are You Interested? application" or "John Doe is now friends with Dirty Hoochy Momma, they found each other using the hoochy network" or for the lessFacebook savvy "John Doe just wrote on Dirty Hoochy Momma's wall " Hey I'll pick you up at 7pm on saturday, bring a bikini for the hot tub..or not lol!"
We can perv the profiles,read the cryptic status, we can snoop friend's lists and photos...hell, we can even poke them for old time's sake.
At this point, the only thing Facebook is missing is the Break Up Application. It blocks both parties for no less than 1 month and then only allows limited view on the profile.
And it will not ,under any circumstance, allow you to poke, send messages or change your status at 3am.
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