Hollywood Meets Beastie Boys

Charlie Sheen According To Dave

I so love that the first thing I've seen thus far about Sheenisms comes from someone I know. This great piece was done by David Gagnon to capture the effervescent Carlos Estevez as a life coach.

I Can't Believe It's Only A Week Until Christmas

What In JonBenet Hell is THIS?

Why it's little Katy Perry as a glamour shot! So many shades of awesome. Thank you Buzzfeed for bringing this to my attention.

Stuff My Girlfriend Says

This girl is my new hero.

I went to have a shower after making the sexytime.

“It’s all right for you. Some of us have to smell like vagina all the time!”

You're Welcome.

Cellphone Picture Library

East Beach, White Rock, BC.

Flea market rules! I don't know why it's underlined either.

Can't a killer whale get any fun?

SeaFest, White Rock,BC.

Mill Lake, Abbotsford, BC.

West beach, White Rock, BC.

White Rock, BC.

From my patio in Sitges, Spain.

White Rock, BC.

All the ducks in these pictures are from Mill Lake in Abbotsford, BC.

Flowers at Campbell Valley Park, Langley,BC.

Professional gum! How inventive!

I love getting my hot chocolate here for just that reason.

Yes, they exist. So does heart disease,people.

The local twin theatre.

Inukshuk is ev-ery-where.....case in point:

At Walmart, no less.

Crescent Beach pathway.

LOL

Karma...

From TMZ:

We have more info on Carrie Prejean's abrupt about-face during the settlement negotiations with Miss California USA lawyers -- when they showed her the X-Rated version of Home Alone ... starring Carrie herself.

When the video started playing, Carrie's first reaction was "that's disgusting" ... and Carrie denied it was her.

Then, the camera angle changed ... and panned up to her face. She was caught red-handed ... so to speak.

Carrie was rendered speechless and immediately began talking with her lawyer. We're told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to drop her $1 million dollar demand.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0WfkUWqUX

Well...have you?

My favorite Facebook Status Update EVER....

Im on the train and i have to fart , what do i do? about an hour ago

Karl Lagerfeld- Twitter Master

You MUST check out Uncle Karl's Twitter page for some of these new favorite gems. I spent a lot of time reading this stuff and it had me in stitches,no pun intended. I don't know if it's really him or not but I find it highly amusing either way.

"Guilty feelings about clothes are totally unnecessary. A lot of people earn their living by making clothes, so you should never feel bad."

"If I read too much or know too much it's not because I want to talk about it, it's only because it's interesting for me."

"I have no scene. I go everywhere. I adapt."

"I only wear the latest thing. It's my job."

Quote of the Day..

"You give me Dick Cheney,a waterboard and one hour. I'll have him confessing to the Sharon Tate murders."

-Jesse Ventura, speaking out against torture on The View.

Dimanche En Francais...

Cette carte m'a fait rire jusqu'à ce que j'ai pleuré. Je suis à l'écoute de la musique française à l'heure actuelle et de faire des crêpes suzette pour le brunch. Profitez de votre dimanche ...

Translation..

Those are some sassy secrets!

Damn, I had a hard time choosing my fav this week because Frank picked out some gems...I'm sure it had nothing to do with the last one. Do not miss! I laughed straight off with this one...

Ok...back to cleaning. I have the realtor coming in on Tuesday so my weekend has been filled with sorting,packing, cleaning and 'staging' for viewings next week. Is it sad I'm overwhelmed at the thought of having to keep my house clean every damn day?

Enjoy your Sunday...Seacrest out.

Tears.....

LOL!

Have A Happy Easter!

Happy Good Friday!

jesus loves you!

Finally! A Sunny Sunday...

I laughed for a good solid minute at this.
Who hasn't had the pleasure of a NP before?

postsecret

Happy Friday the 13th!

again? didn't we just have one a month ago? damn, that's creepy.
so my peeps, i'm not feeling to great right now,doc says i have a sinus infection. sucks.
i'm on meds and using a device to clean the sinus cavity. nasssssssty. TMI, sorry.

anyway i need my lil ass back in shape, i have my bday celebration with my friends.
i already missed on my drinks night out with my work buds tonight, sad face.

sooo....Howard K. Stern and the good Doc finally got snapped up? interesting.