Sunday, June 1, 2008
carrie and stanford meet tom cruise
just finished watching the 2008 mtv movie awards hosted by mike myers. here's 3 things things i noticed:
1- wtf was tom cruise presenting a tribute to adam sandler? $100 says he's never seen a single sandler film outside of punk drunk love. weird. (side-when he came out no one barely cheered and apparently they had to edit out some booing)
2- johnny muthafuckin depp. damn. dayum. i want to know where the damn time machine is that he took to come back from 1988. i'm not even a depp kinda girl and my heart was fucking racing at the site of this young lookin thing from my youth. hello! i've searched high and low for a shot of earlier tonight but nadda so far so watch the show for a yum inducing moment with Officer Tom Hanson.
3- 3 thing happened when johnny depp won:
the crowd when fucking nuts.
lindsay lohan jumped to her feet like it was the beatles. hilarious.
seth rogen did not hide his disappointment. sad. he should have won, hot depp aside.
something else i noticed in the picture below:
the best diet out there is dating a Madden brother.
that seems a little thin for paris. just like sophie monk, hilary duff and nicole richie (prebaby and soon to be again).
yay dlisted!!!! via getty images. behold: