so i work with this guy who neighbors the office next to mine. the guy is huge. not fat but built like a brick shithouse. so Buddy (that's what we will call him) is a giant and therefor produces more body heat, no? well Buddy believes he is working alone in the building apparently and feels no need to ask anyone their preference before hijacking the thermo 3x a day.
Buddy. we do not need the A/C on..it's fucking raining outside AND it's bad for the environment asshat! you are well over 6 feet tall, no shit its going to be hotter for you,you're closer to the fuckin sun! all kidding aside this jerk and i had it out for the 3rd time this month over his willy nilly dalliances in air conditioning. apparently he leaves work everyday just 'soaked' with sweat from his office being too hot. i don't know about you but i'd have to be working in at least 26 degree environment to sweat that much just SITTING at my desk.
Buddy, as you may have guessed, is a delusional quirky fuck.
this isn't the only issue Buddy has had here. He demanded week after week that we change out the hand towel dispensers because they were too loud. Hand towel dispensers!!! he claimed they were too distracting while he was working. the one he's talking about was in the lunchroom and only used from about 12-12:30....you know lunchtime. maybe if 'Buddy' ate a fuckin solid for lunch rather than a flax seed shake he might not hear the noise and maybe just maybe the guy would be in a good mood. i swear...dust eating supermodels are more personable.
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Annoying as hell!!! Is he one of those Special Little Snowflakes who also tells you: "you can put ON more clothes if you're cold, but I can't take OFF any if I'm hot.." as justification? I hate these fools.
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