" Hi yes, I wanted to order some more product from you but didn't know if it would be cheaper through _____?"
"Well ma'am that depends on where you are calling from, the US or Canada?"
"Well where are you?"
"I'm in Canada"
"Oh my lord! Shelly! We called Canada!...is it still toll free?"
"Yes. Yes it is still a toll free call."
"Canada! Well..I'll be....what's the temperature up there?"
"This morning it's just 0"
"Shelly! It's ZERO in Canada, lord sakes you must be cold"
"Actually its not bad, we have heat indoors."
"Duane is not going to believe this, is he Shelley? Canada!"