Monday, March 16, 2009

It's really not that bad afterall...


The next time you wake up,trip over the cat, snag your panty hose and forget your lunch at home while getting pulled over by the cops for speeding in a school zone, take a deep breath, close your eyes and repeat after me:


I promise you, it will be the best 5 minutes of your life. Nothing, short of a promotion, a diamond ring or a big 'attaboy from Jesus, will make you feel more affirmed in your appreciation of your life.

2 comments:

Mooshki said...

Thank you for the new source of LOLs.

Mooshki said...

"Today, me and my boyfriend were just about to have sex and I was so excited to do it just like the movies."

Oh, that girl is going to need therapy.