Friday, April 3, 2009

We're all going to hell in a handbasket...


Friend's of CDAN. This week's Your Turn was fucking intense! The question was if you had ever committed a crime and here are some of my favorites.
Anonymous said...
If I could get away with killing my useless mother in law who does nothing all day but sit on her great fat ass whining about how no one wants to spend time with her, I would. But my boyfriend already knows I want to kill her and would suspect me immediately.
Anonymous said...
I graduated from high school when I was 16 and had no desire to go to college yet so I got a fake ID and worked as a stripper for a year. I would jerk old men off in dark corners for hundreds of dollars. I made at least 1500 bucks a week for a few nights work.
Anonymous said...
I remodeled my bathroom without pulling the proper city permits.
Anonymous said...
I steal satellite signals from both the usa and canada. So I'm guessing it's a fairly big crime.BTW, Canadian porn is way better!!!
Anonymous said...
Anyone top 1:09? Anyone? (a confession to murder)
Anonymous said...
I shot a man in Reno.
Anonymous said...
I'm about to commit a crime.. as I do every Friday afternoon.. when I go home to smoke that fat doobie I've been daydreaming about ALL DAY LONG. T. G. I. F.
Mooshki said...
@ 1:30 , Just to watch him die? (LOL)
Anonymous said...
Worked in shipping at a houseware store and used to ship all kinds of stuff to myself.
Mooshki said...
Lissa, I would so steal from Wal-Mart if I could bring myself to go in one.
Anonymous said...
I used to let my high school health teacher feel my boobs for an A. his crime not mine.
Anonymous said...
I egg my neighbors house weekly.
Missy said...
Well I was going to leave a comment but someone stole/smoked/raped/killed the anonymous feature.

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Mooshki said...

Thanks, Jax. It's fun to read the good ones without having to worry about coming across one of the sick fucks.

And what the hell is that picture?! I didn't know Enty was a swimmer! LOL

jax said...

no prob, your comments killed me...pun intended! lol.

ya big man like to take a dip now and then. he's a lot to keep cool.

Mooshki said...

I'd like to see the size of the splash he made.

bmini said...

lol. send it to him Jax....he needs a summer photo!! yay canadian porn! lol

lutefisk said...

I confess--they were all me.

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Bad Fish said...

I liked mine :) And I liked theorizing on who the murderer is. I'm pretty sure I know. Now what to do with the information....

jax said...

lol..momma needs a new car?

Mooshki said...
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Mooshki said...

Stolen porn, BF? ;) If so, woo hoo!

jax said...

he reads this..lol.