Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Movin' House

My new realtor just left after I signed the papers to list this place.
Wow. I guess this means I have to stop smoking weed in my house and start emptying the dishwasher. And fold the laundry, wash the floors, the tile and the patio. Not to mention keeping stainless steel appliances free from fingerprints, dark floors spotless and bathtubs sparkling clean.
Oooooh shit.

Ok, I can do this. I'm not really a slob anyway. Sure, I can leave the bathroom a few days too long sometimes and maybe you can write your name on the dust on my DVD player once in awhile...but I think that's pretty normal. Unless you're my BFF Toxic. She cleans like a mofo morning noon and goddamn night. I stayed the weekend there and saw her vacuum 3 times and mop twice. It was fascinating. To see such a natural wonder in her own habitat was moving to such a degree I dare not go on.
The irony of her nickname is not lost on me.

Praise Jebus! I need the good gospel of Toxic to 'wash' over me.
Invoke me with the power of Mr. Clean!


Beth said...

oh mna, that 's one of the BAD things about listingyour place. It MUST be clean, cuz I've seent hose shows where people go and look at a house and the place is TRASHED!

It would take me 2 years just to get this place ready to list! Good luck. I say enlist Toxic to help you...

Bad Fish said...

I'm moving this weekend. Ugh.

GladysKravitz said...

Send Toxic to me after you're done using her. She would have her work cut out for her over here...