Happy Halloween!

Quote Of The Day- Friday

"And whether everybody likes it or not, you are all getting a copy of Bill O' Reilly's new book. You can use it for Christmas, for firewood, or throw it out, I don't care."

- Barbara Walters on The View.

Another Sunday...Where Has The Time Gone?

Oh god, I am so in a different head space right now, I don't even know why I'm blogging lol. Still trying tot close the deal on my condo sale and find a place to rent for $Less than my first born/ month that has a dishwasher and a view....but it's proving to be quite a comedy of errors. I'm trying really hard not to lose my shit completely or worse, find a 'sign' in every little thing that happens, but it is getting hard to ignore some of the stuff flying at me right now!

And on top of that...I have to figure out what I want to be when I grow up because January is just around the corner and classes start soon. No problem! Oh well, enough of my whining, really, in the grand scheme of things are these really the worst problems a person can have? No. I need to remember that. Changes are happening and it's exciting, right? Right? RIGHT??

But enough about me....let's dig into someone else's secrets.

Someone Is Starting To Look A LOT Like Daddy!

Squinty eyes? check.

Dimples, which are most likely hereditary? check.

Similar smiles and teeth patterns? check.

Same expressive eyebrows? check.

Being paid off so a Scientologist can raise your child as if he were heterosexual without any regard to the rampant fuckery being inflicted on said child? Check.

A Lazy Autumn Sunday...

Autumn. Once you get over the initial shock of losing the endless days of summer, fall has a way of creeping into your psyche like no other season. Well sure, winter does drive most people nuts after a while, but there is something...ominous yet beautiful and hopeful of autumn. The leaves are changing, the air is getting crisp and sweaters are being pulled out of the back of the closet. I spent my day yesterday by the ocean taking pictures and just enjoying the last warmth of the sun's rays before it disappears for the next 9 months.

Enjoy a latte, run in the leaves or curl up and read a few secrets...enjoy your Sunday.

Walk Of Shame - Celebrity Edition

I hope that car picking Katy Perry up at

Russell Brand's house the next morning is taking her ass to a free clinic.

Image via Dlisted.

Awkward.