Tuesday, May 20, 2008

the stupidest shit i ever pulled was......


ya i did some dumb shit in my youth. DUMB.
jax is not the same person she was in her late teens, thank god!
i was dating a guy who unbeknowst to me was a Lifer. In and out of jail since his teens and sadly....still is.
anyway i was a dumb and naive girl thinking i 'loveddddd him' and he would change. uh no dumb girl a leopard can't change his spots.
i wasn't raised like that, my parents were not overjoyed at me driving to JAIL to visit my bf. But in my haze of stupidness i did not care, i felt no shame at being searched over and over again. hey i was in love. i was fuckin amy winehouse minus the heroin addiction and bad beehive. he was Innocent, of course he wouldn't do such things,not my bf.
yes he did bad things and he did horrible things i knew not of. and honestly at the time he hadn't done them yet and hey i could still change him. he'd do it for me. i was his gf right?
no not right. one night i got a call from his brother asking me to meet him somewhere to talk and could i bring my mom's car? sounded suspect but i trusted him and so i went.
this is where my 34 year old self is screaming "Don't go you dumb bitch!" at my dumbass.
this is where i get really fucking stupid and your opinion of me sinks.
I met with his brother who who had some news on a new case that was about to be solved,and my bf was the prime suspect. Seeing as he was already in jail another conviction (but he's innocent!) would and should result in 10 years.
"jax he didn't do it, we have to help him. he can't be in jail until he's 30 it'll kill him"
so we devised a plan.
i was going to take my car down to a remote area outside of the jail grounds a few blocks aways and out of earshot while my bf escaped from prison.
and i waited.....and waited. he never showed up and i got popped by the cops down the road.
i gave a fake name,claimed no identification and they let me go.
i found out later my bf's MOTHER picked him up on the other side of a river.
i was bait. my loving, caring,thieving,lying bf used me for bait while his fuckin mother helped him escape from jail.
we did a lot of dumb shit him and i...but after that night i was done.
and never looked back.

10 comments:

jax said...

ok i fessed up and have plenty more...but i want to hear your dumbass story. the dumber the ass the better.

Anonymous said...

Ah, I had a boyfriend who'd always set me up to get fucked over like that. One time I got arrested as an accomplice to shoplifting, simply because I didnt alert the grocery store to what he was doing. I hadnt even KNOWN he was pocketing stuff. The guy was an ASS.

jax said...

thank god i never went to thailand to meet a gorgeous stranger with a hobby of heroin smuggling.

merrick said...

I met a guy in key west one one summer .. he was sooo hot .. and when he took his shirt off he was ripped in places I didnt even know could get ripped .. he was there for a wedding of his best buddy .. so as we are parasailing over the gulf of mexico, i asked him how he and his bud me ..he said "we were roommated." Cool .. i figured a college grad .. two days go by, he takes me to the wedding, on a catamaran no less on the gulf ..and as I am chatting it up, someone mentions how crazy my guy is .. that if anyone caught wind of his being there he would be in trouble. Well, it turns out, his roommate was his cellmate for 5 years in a fed jail for drug smuggling and he was out of parole and not allowed to leave his home state of Texas .. I then realized where the ripped body came from .. 5 years in the pokey with nothing better to do than work out .. the sex was great .. seeing how he had just been paroled a month earlier, I guess he had a lot of pent up energy to spend .. no regret, just a funny story how you just never know you are are gonna meet and what there story really is

jax said...

LOL the sex would be great.

jax said...

donna are you in BC perhaps?
in the 'Pitts??? lol...im waving accross the fraser to you.

merrick said...

yo adrienne .. I mean jax .. I am from the land of the losing philadelphia flyers .. what a heartbreak .. but nonetheless, there is alway next year .. I would wave across the faser back atya if I new where it was! All is know is the schulykill ...

jax said...

lol someone is reading from about 20mins away from where i am and won't fess up..im totally curious.

MnGddess said...

Donna -

I will wave at ya! I grew up in Philly and live in South Jersey across the Betsy Ross Bridge.

Maybe one day we can have a Vancouver convention.

jax said...

that would be pretty cool,considering we are Hollywood North..lol.