I've always been known for my ass. If you asked my last five boyfriends what their ten favorite things about me were, I'm sure my ass would be all top three entries. My exhusband liked to tell a story about when I was 18 and working at a grocery store. I guess I'd squatted down to tie some bags, and several male customers lined up to watch, one even nudging my future husband and doing the "check out that broad's underwear" gesture. He told me about it after we met.
And ever since, I'm so self conscious about my bum that I would literally walk down the street with my hands covering it if I didn't think that'd only gain more unwanted attention!
LOL that is awesome. embrace your ass girl! it is a gift from the Hiney Fairy for you to love and accept and use for your personal gain!
i've always been a cute ass girl but over the years it has all but disappeared and i guess that's better than having a wide ass! oh well i've still got my boobs!! lol.
ahhh so true. I told my husband that whenever I go to the grocery store, some old Black guy always tried to talk to me, and he siad it's only cuz I have an ASS...a BIG ass.whatever.
No matter what else I think about her, I will always have a soft spot for J.Lo for helping make big butts popular. When I was young, they were considered repulsive, and I would've given anything to slice mine off. Now, it gets me followed in the grocery store, LOL. Baby got back!
I wish I had some back, baby! I am trying to find a surgeon who will take the fat from my waist and insert it in my ass, well, not in my ass, you know what I mean.
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I've always been known for my ass. If you asked my last five boyfriends what their ten favorite things about me were, I'm sure my ass would be all top three entries. My exhusband liked to tell a story about when I was 18 and working at a grocery store. I guess I'd squatted down to tie some bags, and several male customers lined up to watch, one even nudging my future husband and doing the "check out that broad's underwear" gesture. He told me about it after we met.
And ever since, I'm so self conscious about my bum that I would literally walk down the street with my hands covering it if I didn't think that'd only gain more unwanted attention!
LOL that is awesome. embrace your ass girl! it is a gift from the Hiney Fairy for you to love and accept and use for your personal gain!
i've always been a cute ass girl but over the years it has all but disappeared and i guess that's better than having a wide ass! oh well i've still got my boobs!! lol.
ahhh so true. I told my husband that whenever I go to the grocery store, some old Black guy always tried to talk to me, and he siad it's only cuz I have an ASS...a BIG ass.whatever.
No matter what else I think about her, I will always have a soft spot for J.Lo for helping make big butts popular. When I was young, they were considered repulsive, and I would've given anything to slice mine off. Now, it gets me followed in the grocery store, LOL. Baby got back!
"you can do sidebends or situps, but please don't lose that butt!"
- Sir Mixalot, 1992
I wish I had some back, baby! I am trying to find a surgeon who will take the fat from my waist and insert it in my ass, well, not in my ass, you know what I mean.
Merrick, I'd like to take some of my back and move it up front and a little higher, if you know what I mean. :)
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