oh the memories...

so if you read CDAN comments you've prob heard me go off about meeting Robbie Williams by fluke one rainy day in London. BEST. DAY. EVER.

now your turn. who have you met? were they nice? were they assholes?
were they fugly in person? did they flirt with you? did they ask you for a dime?
hey you never know and plus i hear LA is a pretty messed up place..lol.

the above picture was taken the next morning as we woke lazily from our 4 star slumber at the Dorchester.

i fuckin wish!

hmm something in the face ain't right..

did aniston get the chin shaved and no one noticed? or did she gain a lil weight? i can't find a good shot that shows before and after but something has been ...weird..about her face lately. around the same time people were speculating she was knocked up was when i noticed it. maybe it is just a little weight gain, couldn't hurt. i don't think so though....i think jen saw the same doc as katie holmes, ashlee simpson and the rest for a lil trim.

so is it called a Lenoplasty?

thoughts? and isn't this picture the fugliest pic ever of two supposed A/B List movies stars??? hilarious!

i'm a weeee bit tired this morn

...because the pimp in training upstairs decided to bone his new piece until 3am.

they almost made it to a mutual happy ending on round 3 but a twisted neighbor with a broom angled at just the right spot at just the right time killed that. thank you Swiffer manufactureres, that thing makes a lot of noise at 3am! haha lil Pimp, foiled again!

ok so anyone got any ideas how to stop the bunnies on a school night after the 11pm 'quiet time' as listed in the Strata rules??? their bed is right above mine and aside from being complete show offs...my sleep is being compromised. and if you think jax alone was a biotch, you don't want to mess with a sleepless jax.

Nightline..you had your chance,never again

f*ckin p*ssies.

'nuff said.

praise jebus! xmas is early!

first off i cannot stand the paparazzi. but what i cannot stand even more than the paparazzi is mariah carey. i have a serious hate on for her and her shit music.

so when i read on tmzizzle that she was being blacklisted by the paps for 3 major photog offences i was oh-ver joyyyed.

so what did she do?

-showed up 2 hours late.

-did the OJ down the red carpet without the white bronco.

-wore sunglasses on the red carpet...a big no no.

so now the lovely lads with zoom lenses have given her the one finger salute. no pics, no press no coverage and that folks is genius. no one loves mariah more than mariah. no one.

so while we maybe 'hurting/rejoycing' for new mariah pics of her squeezing her size 4 ass into a size 0 hoochie shorts please refer back to the pick above. a lil 'more' mariah than we see today. mariah backstage before a show...nice belly. elly elly. ah ah ah oh...(and a lil tranny looking)

(thnx medioutrage!whoever the feck you are)

Happy Earth Day

treat 'er right. if you live in canada most grocery chains are exchanging plastic bags for cloth bags on tuesday only. (1 per house)

it's official- i'm in love with the bachelor

snicker amongst yourselves.

the awesome return of robin sparkles...

omfg.
not as good as "let's go to the mall"...but damn it was the perfect blend of tiffany (who makes a cameo), debbie gibson and lame canadiana at its best.

but one thing:

wtf kind of accent was dawson trying to do on the show? it was like fargo meets dublin meets a lot of molson. badddd. bad.
bad.

here's her official myspace. enjoy "sand castles in the sand"
from alberta to onntarrrioooo.

http://www.myspace.com/robinsparkles