Happy Friday!

Have a great weekend!

Um...question?

Why is the 'Followers' box so fuckin BIG? IS that necessary? It's messing up my jive,man!

Time for LOL

With plenty of thanks going out to Bad Fish for the snaps.

An Oscar Recap...

1. Ryan attempting to talk to the adorable Indian kids on the red carpet only to fail miserably. Hey Ryan, don't ask the kids to translate when they aren't saying ANYTHING.
2. Ryan completely dissing Marisa Tomei about her 'big comeback!' since My Cousin Vinny...only to have her tell him she's been there since then. Douche.
3. Mickey Roarke needs to let the little chihuahua die.
4. Hugh Jackman's opening was hilarious.
5. Anne Hathaway sounded great and looked amazing in her original Oscar dress, not that mess she wore for the opening number.
6. Goldie Hawn needed a dress that fit, a bra and some double sided tape. A valium would help.
7. Loved all the new sets for categories. The screenplay portion was very cool with the narration as was the makeup category.
8. "DO NOT fall in love with me!" Steve Martin and Tina fey..gold.
9. The Asian dude who accepted mostly in Japanese ending his speech with "Domo Arrigato Mr Roboto!" I fucking love this guy. LOL.
10. Jessica Biel looked a hot mess! That dress! that hair!
11. I don't know about you but I'm dead certain James Franco is high as fuck.
12. Kate Winslet wins, goes through her speech and ends it with what sounds like "To the Academy, fuck you very much!" exit stage left.
13. Sean Penn forgets the long suffering wife but remembers to call the crowd "Commie, homo loving sonofaguns!" ehyaaa...ok.
14. The Academy bowed down to public outcry and DID in fact pan to Brad n Angie TWICE while Aniston was on stage. God I loved the fake smile and reserved ease to Angie with comparison to a flustered, nervous and slightly tipsy Jennifer.
15. It was a pretty darn good show....and no Jonas Brothers!

Vintage Oscars...

Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward
1962

Gregory Peck and wife Veronique
1962

Jack Nicholson and Angelica Houston
1976

Source

Sunday Secrets...

This is totally something I would do.
Heehee!

More at postsecret.

Rhianna Beaten Up...

Nice fucking work Chris.
Enjoy jail scumbag.

Gloria Allred comes to the rescue...

I just finished watching Larry King (with Joy Behar as host) and damn it was hot! First up was Ann Cuntler, sorry Coulter. Same old song and dance but a great spar with Behar, it's no wonder Larry was 'sick' that day! Old boy could not keep up.

Then there was an interview with Gloria Allred about the Octomom and 8 kids. She set up a foundation basically to care solely for the babies and stressed 0% will go to Nadya or her family. Only for care of the babies for the rest of their lives and education. Joy asked what would happen if Octomom refused the deal and if she was afraid for their safety to which Allred replied that she had filed a complaint with CPS already and would insist on investigation and possible foster care if needed. Interesting....oh and about f*cking time!

It would be nice if it covered ALL her kids though.
It's not their fault their mom couldn't fit 14 in one go.

I think I have blogger's block

Either the world just got really fuckin boring , or I have shit to write about.
Regardless...it's just not happening and I'm not sure how to fix it! This time last year I couldn't find enough time to blog what I had to say, now I'm long on time , short on content.

Damn you Jamie Spears! We had a good thing going here. Your daughter would do some dumb shit and we'd all point and judge. Damn you Anna Nicole for having such a damn cute kid with Larry Birkhead who was indeed the father. Damn you Heath Ledger for actually dying of an overdose accidently. Damn you Paris Hilton for not being a bigger dumbass to go back to jail. Damn you all for having your shit taken care of in a timely manner.

If it weren't for Rhianna and Beat-Happy Brown, I'd have folded up shop and called it a day.

But I can't do that. I can't quit you baby.
Gossip comes and goes...but snark lives forever.

I think I'd order HBO just for this...

God I love Brett and Jermaine...

Time for LOL

Ok the Asian Colonel Sanders killed me.

Valentine Postsecrets...

This was my favorite but there are some jaw droppers that i quite enjoyed.
See more at Postsecret.

It's official!

Chris Brown is an alleged women beater according to 90% of you.

Well done Chris. For your reward you lose the hottest female artist, all your endorsements AND your singing career! Kudos to you Mr. Beat-happy! But to be fair, you do get to keep the desperate and large starfuckers like the lovely lady above.

Plus, she looks like she hits back.

Happy Friday!

And to further celebrate my fake boyfriend's birthday

Not my favorite song but my favorite video. If you ever need some random entertainment on Youtube, Robbie Williams has had some fucking TOP videos.
Case in point...The Road to Mandalay.
(yes I posted the wrong video before, it's friday)

Happy Birthday lovah!

Not to shabby for 35. Not at all.

Time to throw out the Doggystyle cd...

Epic FAIL.

I'm sorry, what?

Ok CVS...is it because you are racists bastards who believe all people of colour steal? Or are you trying to make it harder for people to avoid pregnancies and end up buying shit loads of diapers from...YOU?

Someone explain, because this just smells bad.

Hmm..this one's tough...

Heath Ledger fans out of the UK are asking movie execs to retire the Joker from upcoming sequels to better preserve the performance by Ledger before his untimely death a year ago.

I don't know. On one hand I can see where they stand but on the other, it is a character. A character not owned by the estate of Ledger or originated by him.

Now if they wanted to retire Ennis from Brokeback Mountain....sigh.

It's still sad, isn't it?

New feature! Q of the day...

If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, without ill effects, what would you choose? Give me your answers in the comments.

(This feature may move to a weekly thing, we'll see.)

Take the Poll!

So do you think this was a one time thing...or just a public look at a cycle of abuse? I gotta tell you, looking for a picture of these two was kinda sad. They look pretty happy to the outside world. But I guess that goes part and parcel for this type of thing...

New Posts to come later...

Yes it has happened. My work life has eclipsed my blog life...damnit. Sorry I have to follow the paycheck on this and will be back later today and tonight to get some stuff up.

Don't you just hate it when you have to be...sigh..responsible?

Happy 64th Bob...

Work calls...

and damnit, I have to answer.

Later kids!

Need a laugh?

Brilliant, perfect....sublime.

(Thanks Moosh)

Very Cool...

ok and this was found watching the damn vidoe..just as good.lol.

Gay, straight or fashion forward?

And as a bonus..
a seriously over spray tanned Peter Andre with his spray abs & chest!

Hot, hot, not...Daniel Craig

Bum.
James Bum.

More like Batshit Crazy Man...

Listen to Christian Bale 'suffer' for art.

get a life dude.

From TMZ.