oh the memories...

so if you read CDAN comments you've prob heard me go off about meeting Robbie Williams by fluke one rainy day in London. BEST. DAY. EVER.

now your turn. who have you met? were they nice? were they assholes?
were they fugly in person? did they flirt with you? did they ask you for a dime?
hey you never know and plus i hear LA is a pretty messed up place..lol.

the above picture was taken the next morning as we woke lazily from our 4 star slumber at the Dorchester.

i fuckin wish!

hmm something in the face ain't right..

did aniston get the chin shaved and no one noticed? or did she gain a lil weight? i can't find a good shot that shows before and after but something has been ...weird..about her face lately. around the same time people were speculating she was knocked up was when i noticed it. maybe it is just a little weight gain, couldn't hurt. i don't think so though....i think jen saw the same doc as katie holmes, ashlee simpson and the rest for a lil trim.

so is it called a Lenoplasty?

thoughts? and isn't this picture the fugliest pic ever of two supposed A/B List movies stars??? hilarious!

i'm a weeee bit tired this morn

...because the pimp in training upstairs decided to bone his new piece until 3am.

they almost made it to a mutual happy ending on round 3 but a twisted neighbor with a broom angled at just the right spot at just the right time killed that. thank you Swiffer manufactureres, that thing makes a lot of noise at 3am! haha lil Pimp, foiled again!

ok so anyone got any ideas how to stop the bunnies on a school night after the 11pm 'quiet time' as listed in the Strata rules??? their bed is right above mine and aside from being complete show offs...my sleep is being compromised. and if you think jax alone was a biotch, you don't want to mess with a sleepless jax.

Nightline..you had your chance,never again

f*ckin p*ssies.

'nuff said.

praise jebus! xmas is early!

first off i cannot stand the paparazzi. but what i cannot stand even more than the paparazzi is mariah carey. i have a serious hate on for her and her shit music.

so when i read on tmzizzle that she was being blacklisted by the paps for 3 major photog offences i was oh-ver joyyyed.

so what did she do?

-showed up 2 hours late.

-did the OJ down the red carpet without the white bronco.

-wore sunglasses on the red carpet...a big no no.

so now the lovely lads with zoom lenses have given her the one finger salute. no pics, no press no coverage and that folks is genius. no one loves mariah more than mariah. no one.

so while we maybe 'hurting/rejoycing' for new mariah pics of her squeezing her size 4 ass into a size 0 hoochie shorts please refer back to the pick above. a lil 'more' mariah than we see today. mariah backstage before a show...nice belly. elly elly. ah ah ah oh...(and a lil tranny looking)

(thnx medioutrage!whoever the feck you are)

Happy Earth Day

treat 'er right. if you live in canada most grocery chains are exchanging plastic bags for cloth bags on tuesday only. (1 per house)

it's official- i'm in love with the bachelor

snicker amongst yourselves.

the awesome return of robin sparkles...

omfg.
not as good as "let's go to the mall"...but damn it was the perfect blend of tiffany (who makes a cameo), debbie gibson and lame canadiana at its best.

but one thing:

wtf kind of accent was dawson trying to do on the show? it was like fargo meets dublin meets a lot of molson. badddd. bad.
bad.

here's her official myspace. enjoy "sand castles in the sand"
from alberta to onntarrrioooo.

http://www.myspace.com/robinsparkles

this isn't a stoner post

but today is 420 in the weed world. and living in the vancouver area it's like fucking christmas. and santa comes in the form of a fat jolly man wearing tie dye and a floppy green pot-leafed suess hat who throws joints into the crowd. they don't call it vansterdam for nuttin! 5000+ people gather at the vancouver art gallery for a smoke-in supporting legalization. i went once over 13 years ago. it was a lot smaller then but there were people from ALL walks of life..students,doctors,musicians,
politicians,clergy,gay,straight they were all very stoned and all very happy...lol. it was a complete fucking love fest of mary jane and their right to enjoy it just like their canadian brothers..the beer drinker.

i remember it to be a really great experience and empowering as a canadian to just exercise my right to do this in a safe and somewhat legal enviroment. sure we was smoking the gang but we were demonstrating. and being very civil about it. cops were everywhere just standing around..some closer than others hahaaha. no one plays the hero..they just stand and smirk knowing this is going to be the easiest couple of hours on the job that year.

i won't be down there today..it's huge and crazy in a no parking kinda way and i've done my part already,i'll leave to youngen's to do theirs.

the funniest thing? this year it coincides with the Sun run in vancouver, a marathon throughout the city usually about 55 000 people. so picture those two groups merging...i bet those finish times are going to go down a wee bit this year.
god help you 7/11 employee.

if you're interested..here's last year. around 2:30 is for you intellectual folk.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VyRSW0yvZ7M&feature=related

oh and remember...weed is like a spice,use a bit here and there but you wouldn't want it on everything.

i may be pro choice and all...

but inducing miscarriages for 'art' is BULLSHIT. just because you can doesn't mean you should and if you can or if you should doesn't make it fuckin art bitch! i have never felt so disgusted by any one person since Joe effin francis and i hate that mutherf*cker.

this is where art is going? what's next a severed head in a bucket by Tracey Emin? a dead baby frozen in a block of ice by Matthew Monohan?

i've heard this is a possible hoax....damn i hope so and if it isn't i hope whatever she's done to her body leaves her barren.

if you care at all about what this dumb bitch has to say...

http://yaledailynews.com/articles/view/24513

a reason to live again on thursday...

"my mymymymymy turn (clap clap) my turn"

if you didn't watch last week you're going wtf?
and if you did you're laughing your ass off remembering.

a favor..

anyone reading here who belongs to the Post Secret Community? let me know...i need you to dig in the closed archives for something....very special. trust me if i find it will prove interesting for all of us..or just me. listen to me jabbering on about "us" like a school girl at prom.

ps anyone on blogger havin problems posting pics? or again..just me.

BB9...see ya natalie!

yes natalie...team christ will see you through to the end. problem is you actually forgot to check if jesus gave a shit. you're a lie teller and you got caught and it was oh so sweet to watch...bonus that you were tits deep in hair dye while ryan rode your lyin' ass right out the front door.

enjoy your time with matty and the extra 10lbs you gained after he left.

ps- Baller grow some effin balls man! ya big wuss quit your fricken crying and man up. ironic that his nickname is BALLER.

and the cheesy fuck stands alone...

you know i can't feel bad for anytone who entered into a marriage under contract. i just hope the hell she gets paid very nicely and actually has access to her child. of course i say hers because let's fucking face it unless she had a mad passionate affair with a turkey baster that kid ain't HIS!

so how long before the rumours start up again about the dad? is it Chris Kleins? Josh Hartnett's? (my guess) or Elron?

will Katie become Katie again or stick with Kate? think the doc has her old nose still? will she become a hermit in Toledo? or will she shake off the dust and kick up her Laboutins at The Waverly Inn?

i don't care what tommy is paying her, Anonymous needs to get on the horn with an offer double that so we THE PEOPLE can hear the truth damnit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEueMbpwBhA&feature=related

i may be a bitch...

and have called her pizza face out of jealousy..but Cameron's Dad died suddenly today form pnemonia.

this shit makes me sad.

RIP Emilio Diaz...aka Jailbird from Something about Mary.

apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur...

i can't get this fuckin song out of my head. and now you can't either!

bad music tag! you're it. play along...annoy each other. it's fun and it helps me avoid another post subject which i am lacking...lol.

shorty got low low low lowwwww.

truckstop hooker gets a $2 makeover

heidiwood? more like Frederick's of heidiwood. who wears this stuff outside of hollywood and the hoochie bars? and she had the nerve to say this was going to be more wearable and hit more targets than lauren's? ya right bioch.
time to lay off the collagen and maybe inject a little knowledge instead.

who stabbed Adnan?

gee i wonder...

don't expect this to be a Brit free site..it won't be but it won't be a "Britney ate a muffin!" site either...if it's relevant enough for me to moan about..i will.

anyway...seems Mr. Gahlib got into a scuffle over the weekend and woke up with a black eye and a stab wound to his Ed Hardy douche tee shirt.

so was it his 'wife?'

a po'd pap?

Brit?

Sean P?

no header, he's just hot.

well done canada...wellllll done.

it's ghoulishly good!

so i don't have advertising and probably won't for awhile...i know it can be damn annoying but should i do that what kind of stuff would most interest you? what would be a complete turnoff?

i miss boo berry cereal. do they sell it in your parts of the world? it was my fav of the Chocula/Frankenberry/Boo trifecta of processed sugary goodness. they reissue the Count every Halloween but it's not the same. it ain't boo.

what do you miss eatin as a kid? what do you still indulge in? for me it's cheese wiz on toast. that stuff is terrible for you...but so cheesy good. im gonna die soon.

what would jesus do?

if you don't watch big brother 9 skip this. and if you do let's talk Team Christ. wtf? seriously? ok i'm sorry but i like a seperation between church and reality tv. that is the most fuckin ridiculous thing i've seen in a long time. does natalie know why the fuck she is there? to screw over and scheme her way to $500 000. this isn't sunday service, forming the God Squad isn't going to advance you in a game based on clawing your way to the top. you can't pray your ass for the win, jesus is not your co-pilot in this game darlin..he's got better things to do.

like organize Anonymous rallies.

annnnd another week begins...

this is the best photo i've seen in a long time. brilliant.

for more:
http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/letters.php

we knew it had to exist.

not so nice nice baby...

look winkle this is why you get called white trash. stop living life like a cops episode and get your shit together man. getting drunk on the porch with your baby momma and then getting arrested for pushing her is not cute. especially if you end up in a palm beach jail. they don't fuck around. you're no longer rollin' in your 5.0 dumbass, you're rolling in the back of a 5-0.
calll it a dayyy.

welcome gossipmongers!

ideas? topics? comments? post 'em, i look forward to it. i'm new at this so be nice..or as nice as I've been to you. well nicer please, cuz i can be a bitch.

oh...and be safe!

things aren't right in the world...

well sadly there is a lot of things that aren't right in the world but most we can't do too much about. this one we can. let's talk Scientology folks. let's talk cults, let's talk donating 30% of your wage. is there anyone besides the MAN you'd donate that kinda money to? well let's be honest no one is really donating their cash to the MAN, he takes it right off your cheque and doesn't even say please. fucker.

anyway kids...this COS business is getting,for lack of a better term, crazy! sure we all laugh at Tom and his antics but this shit is getting serious. people are turning up dead. otherwise sane people are turning to 'suicide' after a run in with some affiliate of the COS. you know a lot of people have fucked with the Catholics in the last oh...200+ hundred years but you don't see them getting all down and depressed and offing themselves after a run in with the Pope. even folks who ratted out warren jeffs and his polygamist ass are safe and sound in there 4 person beds.

but fuck with Scientology....well you Suppresive person watch your ass!

tom's coming for it...and not in a Village People kinda way.

i love you but i don't $350 a ticket love you

George we have to talk. i have supported your closeted gay ass for years knowing full well you were a big ole lovely 'mo. i bought your tapes (yes tapes im old) then your cd's and now download itunes (big fat lie but who's counting) and take in any perfomaces you are in whether it be Spice Girls documentaries or Eli Stone episodes.

so why you trying to fuck me george? $350 a ticket to hear you swagger your over the hill ass to Faith? no way josie! so what if my mother is begging me to go. ok Mom won, we bought some tix in the "lower price range" but that shit STILL cost over $250.

oh and for all you that saw the above picture in '83 and had no clue...that uncle who has never married but sewes like no one's business? friend of Dorothy. sorry. GAY.

ch-ch-changes..

hello my lovelies...i know i haven't called or written but i have had a vision, an epiphany if you will and it includes a new style to jax said...watch for it to relaunch..sometime in the next few days. same look, different content.

or i may say fuck it, no one reads anyways and keep going like this.

we'll see. or not.