Friday, May 30, 2008
Zach and Miri make a porno teaser
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Canuck Luc Bourdon Killed In Motorcycle Accident
Winners Use Drugs: Vancouver Canuck Luc Bourdan Killed In Motorcyle Accident#links
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
facebook ads suck
it's my baby and i can party if i want to
look i'm not a mother nor do i plan to be ..so far. but i do have friends with kids and babies and i can safely say going to get your drink on 6 times a month is not an option. nor is it necessary. hey i'm a single women without kids and i don't go out 6 times a month.
these aren't work engagements or red carpets..its Villa. a bar.
i'm not one to judge moms but come on...stay the fuck home.
an open letter to drug addicted actors...
Please stop trying to pull this fuckery on the public. It's foolish, irresponsible and just fucking dumb. You entered a rehabilitation facility for DRUGS. Not depression, not to research a 'role' but to hopefully kick the monkey off your back. don't try to fool us by lying about the shit,just admit it.
we know,you know it,your studio bosses know it and so do their insurers. sure rich people have problems too but don't rub the entitled salt into the wound by denying that maybe the pressure is too much, maybe having to be pretty everyday is hard (for Eva) and maybe just maybe because of all this you developed a nasty habit that needs to be nipped in the bud.
sure you never got in the biz to be a role model but guess what? you never got int he biz to become a raving cokehead with tendencies to fuck the whole band in the back of the bus after Glastonbury either. so suck it up,put on a happy face and stand up and say 'yes i had a drug problem and i sought help for and so should you if you are going through the same thing"
it's no coincidence that magazine sales have soared and that a new celeb blog pops up every 30seconds. we are an obsessed culture, we want to look like you,live where you live drive what you drive and snort what you snort. and when the party is over on monday morning and we are asleep in our vomit and fired from work we wan to look up at you Eva, Kiki and the rest and know that there is a better way, that we can get help and reclaim our lives.
and in return we'll see every shitty movie you put out.
even mona lisa smile.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
i'm convinced 95% of people are stupid
but every once in awhile there is a special brand of dumb i encounter. case in point the lovely lady who upon receiving her unit called in tot give me shit for not informing her that it required electricity. ma'am what exactly did you think 110V meant? also in the specs what did you think the 3 pronged electrical cord was for?
i've worked a lot of different jobs in my day but my all time favorite was in a greeting card shop that also sold touristy stuff in the summer. you know the standard Canadiana fare. pens, tee shirts, flags, mugs etc. one very charming and obtuse lady brought up a silk screened canadian flag to ask:
"Lovely flag. does it come in any other colours?"
"uh no ma'am that's our country's flag and our colours are red and white"
"Well it doesn't match my rosebushes, would your other store have them?"
"not unless the store is in fuckin Finland!"
"jackie, we need to talk at the end of your shift" that signaled the end of my employment in the greeting card business. shocking ,no?
a friend of mine worked in a tourist shop in Jasper for a summer. her favorite story (aside from the 100s of Japanese tourists getting trampled by charging moose and elk who DO NOT want their picture taken from 3 feet away) is the very kind German lady who exclaimed:
"dis scenes is soo beautiful and vibrant...who paints zem?"
"ma'am those are mountains. real mountains. there is no backdrop"
"oh so i cannot buy them?"
"not since 1867"
Monday, May 26, 2008
Happy Birthday Dilly!
Spent the weekend with my bff and her family this weekend in the hills of the BC interior...had so much fun! it was a gorgeous drive and the bbq was tasty, the bonfire was warm and the people were always a delight for the senses. thanks Tanya!
now figure out how to comment on here already!
can i get an ewww...
a safe memorial day to you all
Thursday, May 22, 2008
a moment in time
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
i just don't care, maybe later i will
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
you won't catch me in mexico...ever
* there's going to be a big update in the case and until it's public knowledge i'm not going to comment. i still stand behind my statement though.
hez in need
the stupidest shit i ever pulled was......
Monday, May 19, 2008
the long weekend game
Thursday, May 15, 2008
finally what we've all been wanting...
a sad and shocking story
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
i love this guy
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
some of us wear our heart on our sleeve...
poor jess. rumour has it her and romo are o-va.
see this is what happens when you give a magazine interview and call your bf of a year your future husband. na uh girl that is not how it's played. not that you have to 'play' per se but come on. i'm not a celebrity but this shit is not done. if she's doing that in the mags what is she feeding him in private?
it's so perfect too because i can imagine ole' tony as a compete 'yes dear' kinda guy. i don't know if i believe it just yet but either way i think they'll get back together. honestly they both struck me as a bit dim..to be kind.
but for now jessica? don't get too comfortable.
take the poll!
Monday, May 12, 2008
she's cold as icccce.
damn lauren. you only 'lived with audrina?' uh are ya forgettin how the fuck that came to be? heidi left your ass high n dry for spencer and audrina moved in to the condo, she wasn' t homeless. you didn't do her any favors.
i feel bad for audrina, dumb as a post yet very relatable. lo is clearly driving a wedge between the two and lc knows it. well why else was she crying? she knows that when push comes to shove she has to choose her future not her past...just like stephen. lauren keeps saying 'i'm not in high school anymore' and she likes going out. lo is looking for another homebody to do facials and eat sushi with on saturday nights. what lauren like smore than anything is lauren. she wants to be the toast of the party,the flash of the bulb...the fuckin girl lives on camera.
she's lauren truman.
meanwhile back in vegas??? spencer? wtf man? i hope this shit IS scripted,one man can't be that a big of an asshat. who follows their girlfriend to vegas outside of lampoon movies? seriously have you tried to get a flight last minute? without the hotel deal it's like a G. heidi's an idiot,i hope brent fires her ass..at the very least she can kiss 'project manager' away. snort.
and spencer? the guy is a class one douchebag supreme.
but she is whatever the female equivalent to that is so they should be together.
why ruin two families?
(i'd love to credit the image but i coulnd't find who..if you know tell me)
i'm either lazy as hell or genius.
Sunday, May 11, 2008
to the great moms in my life
my mom,brother and dad 1966.
aunt,family friend and dad's mom 'memere' and my beautiful mom.
carol charity..loved and missed.
gramma opening Pepsis for the party. ooh i spot sundae dishes.
mom blowing out her candles as gramma looks on.
daisy, carol and dot- the canterbury triplets. (aunt gramma aunt)
great grampa,gramma,great gramma on a road trip.
my great gramma, gramma, mom and great grampa.
all these wonderful women and more taught myself and others so much about life, love and happiness.
thanks for everything mom,gramma and memere i love you!!!
To all the amazing moms out there have a Happy Mother's Day we couldn't be here without you.
Thursday, May 8, 2008
lady loses job over a 16 cent doughnut hole
tim hortons lighten the feck up.
a nice young girl working at tim horton's decides to give a small child of a regular customer a $0.16 timbit. she was then fired for breaking tim horton's policy of not giving away food.
tim horton's made $61.8 million dollars in the first quarter of 2008.
nicole lilliman gave away a $0.16 item.
canada revolted across the country and skipped their morning coffee yesterday in protest.
by 9am this morning nicole had her job back but at a different location.
tim horton's does not currently have a company wide policy on giving away timbits.
i have no idea what happend but if you click the box below the tittle it's a link to the story.
i'm going to go hang myself now. wake me when someone gets arrested.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
open letter to the prick who tried to run me off the road
Monday, May 5, 2008
my review of Broken English
godamn this movie was good. it's abit slow but worth the build. the cover tried to compare it to sex and the city but it's not. it's abit more real and gritty in spots. the classic love story of the one that got away but it delivers. i loved loved loved parker posey in the role she was great and newbie Melvil Poupaud is just so hot. with a capitol H. that french accent? girrrrl i was gone!
ahem.
i give it a solid B.
wtf is wrong with will smith?
anyhow....will smith. he looked...sickly. not in a losing weight for a role way. i may have to look back at blind items. something tells me something ain't right about the man. we've heard the rumours...hopefully the fresh perv of bel air wore a jimmy. i couldn't find a good picture to show form oprah, but it was kinda sad.
oh and btw 'dadda cruise' totally had botox on the forehead. poppa has no more creases and the snozz is a lil on the smaller side in my opinion. thoughts? he def looks younger.
Friday, May 2, 2008
my ex pretty much sux but i still miss him
either way i miss the bastard and all his faults. and between us if i opened my front door and found him standing there tomorrow...i'd take him back in a heartbeat.
sad? yes. desperate? sorda. probability of it happening? slim.
sigh...but it doesn't stop me from being hopeful everytime i open the door. at midnight tonight i'm closing that door for good.
it's time.
chad kroeger is a douchebag
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Laineygossip BI
I love how often the self righteous, artistic ones are always end up being the douchiest and the perviest. The backstory:Several years ago, while dating a high profile, fiery actress, he was on location shooting a movie and found himself one night at a local bar. A young hot thing approached, they flirted, they made the call, and pretty soon she was telling her friends she was heading home with the star, protected by both his bodyguards and a personal driver. So they get back to his place, start making out, she services him with her mouth, and tries to get him to return the favour, at which point he balks and then, no longer blinded by arousal, finally gets around to asking her: "Are you really 19?" Well of course she wasn’t 19. She was actually only 16. And when her guilty face confirmed it for him, he quickly called her a cab and sent her home, not offering to pay for her cab. He did however offer to pay for the silence.His security detail and the chauffeur, all of whom were witnesses to his tryst with the teen, were compensated handsomely for their discretion. They were so trustworthy that he wanted to use their services again when he returned to town for a new project recently. Unfortunately the same team wasn’t entirely intact. So instead, now single, he went to great lengths to secure a very capable staff to make sure he didn’t find himself in the kind of icky underage situation as last time. Was like having a personal assistant for the express purpose of getting him head and occasionally laid. Only he was strict about wanting it from “real” girls and not from professionals. Every few days or so, his people had to scour the city looking a girl he could spend a short time with. They’d all start off at a group dinner, and by the end of the night, he’d end up sated at place. A few girls were lucky enough for repeats but effort on his part was never forthcoming. Still… at the very least… he kept it legal